1 00:00:01,735 --> 00:00:05,705 [MUSIC PLAYING] 2 00:03:15,662 --> 00:03:17,329 LETTER WRITER (VOICEOVER): Professor Erickson, 3 00:03:17,330 --> 00:03:19,998 after considerable discussion with my colleagues 4 00:03:19,999 --> 00:03:23,635 at the Vatican, we have a reluctantly decided to comply 5 00:03:23,636 --> 00:03:26,004 with your request for a copy of the Banda 6 00:03:26,005 --> 00:03:28,941 Manuscript of the Necrophilia Department 7 00:03:28,942 --> 00:03:31,543 from the Vatican's occult archives. 8 00:03:31,544 --> 00:03:33,845 Now this is perhaps the most obscure work 9 00:03:33,846 --> 00:03:36,949 found on the subject of demonic conjurations. 10 00:03:36,950 --> 00:03:40,485 However, treated with considerable caution, 11 00:03:40,486 --> 00:03:43,255 you are dealing with the occult. Please 12 00:03:43,256 --> 00:03:45,691 keep in mind that this material is authorized 13 00:03:45,692 --> 00:03:48,260 or serious study only. 14 00:03:48,261 --> 00:03:49,695 MISS SULLIVAN: Professor? 15 00:03:49,696 --> 00:03:50,663 Hm? 16 00:03:50,664 --> 00:03:52,130 I thought you needed to see me. 17 00:03:52,131 --> 00:03:53,066 I do. 18 00:03:53,067 --> 00:03:55,667 Just a moment. 19 00:03:55,668 --> 00:03:58,036 LETTER WRITER (VOICEOVER): Remember that you were dealing 20 00:03:58,037 --> 00:04:02,140 with the demon of sex and lust, and with the powers 21 00:04:02,141 --> 00:04:03,842 of darkness. 22 00:04:03,843 --> 00:04:05,612 So, I must warn you... 23 00:04:09,782 --> 00:04:11,250 Professor, it's getting late. 24 00:04:11,251 --> 00:04:13,218 What did you need to see me about. 25 00:04:13,219 --> 00:04:16,421 It's about your grades, my dear. 26 00:04:16,422 --> 00:04:19,859 [MUSIC PLAYING] 27 00:04:30,236 --> 00:04:31,204 GRENGOL: Mistress! 28 00:04:31,205 --> 00:04:32,205 Mistress! 29 00:04:32,205 --> 00:04:33,205 Mistress! 30 00:04:36,643 --> 00:04:39,077 Oh, what is it, Grengol? 31 00:04:39,078 --> 00:04:43,215 Mistress, they released the manuscript from the Vatican. 32 00:04:43,216 --> 00:04:44,249 What? 33 00:04:44,250 --> 00:04:45,184 Yes! 34 00:04:45,184 --> 00:04:46,119 It's true. 35 00:04:46,120 --> 00:04:49,087 You're going to be conjured at any moment. 36 00:04:49,088 --> 00:04:50,989 I don't believe it. 37 00:04:50,990 --> 00:04:51,990 Well, it's true. 38 00:04:54,794 --> 00:04:57,996 It's been five centuries since I was conjured by the Medici 39 00:04:57,997 --> 00:05:01,266 to destroy that... that priest. 40 00:05:01,267 --> 00:05:02,501 What's his name? 41 00:05:02,502 --> 00:05:04,269 Saavan Arolla. 42 00:05:04,270 --> 00:05:06,505 ISHA: Yes. 43 00:05:06,506 --> 00:05:09,041 It was delicious, Grengol. 44 00:05:09,042 --> 00:05:12,210 Oh, I miss the touch of mortal flesh. 45 00:05:12,211 --> 00:05:14,780 Oh, we have to get you ready. 46 00:05:14,781 --> 00:05:15,581 Ready? 47 00:05:15,582 --> 00:05:17,115 Yes. 48 00:05:17,116 --> 00:05:19,585 But Grengol, how do I look? 49 00:05:31,464 --> 00:05:32,931 I'm ready. 50 00:05:32,932 --> 00:05:33,933 What will we wear? 51 00:05:38,871 --> 00:05:40,172 Hey, Dave, wait up. 52 00:05:40,173 --> 00:05:42,007 I don't see why you can't wait till tomorrow to get 53 00:05:42,008 --> 00:05:43,342 him those computer printouts. 54 00:05:43,343 --> 00:05:44,143 I told you. 55 00:05:44,144 --> 00:05:46,311 Erickson said he needed them today. 56 00:05:46,312 --> 00:05:48,347 Besides, he says you have something 57 00:05:48,348 --> 00:05:49,381 really important for me. 58 00:05:49,382 --> 00:05:51,149 Yeah, but talk about lousy timing. 59 00:05:51,150 --> 00:05:53,352 I mean, tonight is the night, remember? 60 00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:54,220 The girls? 61 00:05:54,220 --> 00:05:55,021 The concert? 62 00:05:55,022 --> 00:05:57,022 The girls? 63 00:05:57,023 --> 00:05:59,224 We may never get this opportunity again. 64 00:05:59,225 --> 00:06:00,392 Who would've ever thought we could 65 00:06:00,393 --> 00:06:02,728 get the Alphas into our frat house, 66 00:06:02,729 --> 00:06:05,831 and maybe, into our beds? 67 00:06:05,832 --> 00:06:07,933 Seth, believe me, I know. 68 00:06:07,934 --> 00:06:11,236 But I could care less about our sex lives. 69 00:06:11,237 --> 00:06:14,673 Besides, if I don't show up, he will screw up my grades. 70 00:06:14,674 --> 00:06:16,441 And you know what that means? 71 00:06:16,442 --> 00:06:17,743 BOTH: No Corvette. 72 00:06:17,744 --> 00:06:18,578 Right. 73 00:06:18,579 --> 00:06:20,278 You'd think your parents wouldn't mind getting one 74 00:06:20,279 --> 00:06:21,713 B at this stage of the game. 75 00:06:21,714 --> 00:06:23,014 Yeah, you'd think. 76 00:06:23,015 --> 00:06:26,017 But you know my parents. 77 00:06:26,018 --> 00:06:30,055 Still, it has been worth every sacrifice. 78 00:06:30,056 --> 00:06:31,390 When I picture myself behind the wheels 79 00:06:31,391 --> 00:06:34,393 of that precision machine... 80 00:06:34,394 --> 00:06:35,328 [IMITATES SIZZLING] 81 00:06:35,329 --> 00:06:36,396 [CHUCKLING] 82 00:06:37,196 --> 00:06:40,999 Ah, just one more semester, and she's mine. 83 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:43,235 As long as Erickson doesn't stand in my way. 84 00:06:43,236 --> 00:06:44,669 Yeah, well be careful. 85 00:06:44,670 --> 00:06:46,705 I've heard he really loves to screw with students. 86 00:06:46,706 --> 00:06:48,173 Yeah. 87 00:06:48,174 --> 00:06:49,841 Wait here. 88 00:06:49,842 --> 00:06:51,002 I shouldn't be gone too long. 89 00:07:05,358 --> 00:07:08,059 You're not performing as well as you could, Miss Sullivan. 90 00:07:08,060 --> 00:07:09,961 What does that mean? 91 00:07:09,962 --> 00:07:13,231 It means that you'll get an F in my course 92 00:07:13,232 --> 00:07:15,867 unless you do something... quick. 93 00:07:15,868 --> 00:07:16,936 Something quick? 94 00:07:19,739 --> 00:07:25,710 Miss Sullivan, why do you think I had you come up here? 95 00:07:25,711 --> 00:07:28,380 I don't know. 96 00:07:28,381 --> 00:07:32,818 I was hoping that you might be the one student who could 97 00:07:32,819 --> 00:07:36,555 demonstrate to me that beauty and intelligence can 98 00:07:36,556 --> 00:07:38,490 exist in the same person. 99 00:07:38,491 --> 00:07:41,660 I must say, I now have my doubts. 100 00:07:41,661 --> 00:07:43,895 I don't understand what you mean, professor. 101 00:07:43,896 --> 00:07:46,798 I'm talking about expectations. 102 00:07:46,799 --> 00:07:48,433 In order to succeed in this world, 103 00:07:48,434 --> 00:07:52,304 one must live up to the expectations of those in power. 104 00:07:52,305 --> 00:07:54,840 You do want to get through psychology, 105 00:07:54,841 --> 00:07:56,508 don't you, Miss Sullivan? 106 00:07:56,509 --> 00:07:58,210 Please don't do this. 107 00:07:58,211 --> 00:08:00,745 Please, don't be a child. 108 00:08:00,746 --> 00:08:02,514 I don't want to do it for a grade. 109 00:08:02,515 --> 00:08:05,450 Then you do it for the hell of it, because I'm easy. 110 00:08:05,451 --> 00:08:06,452 [LOUD SMACK] 111 00:08:08,921 --> 00:08:10,121 That was a stupid move. 112 00:08:10,122 --> 00:08:13,191 If I was going to stay in your class. 113 00:08:13,192 --> 00:08:16,095 [INDISTINCT TALKING] 114 00:08:17,797 --> 00:08:20,031 Then I'll transfer to another school. 115 00:08:20,032 --> 00:08:22,601 And give up everything you've worked for? 116 00:08:22,602 --> 00:08:24,102 You're a real jerk. 117 00:08:24,103 --> 00:08:26,204 Well, it's better than being the campus slut. 118 00:08:26,205 --> 00:08:27,672 Now run along. 119 00:08:27,673 --> 00:08:28,673 Fuck you, asshole. 120 00:08:31,544 --> 00:08:32,911 I'm going to report you. 121 00:08:32,912 --> 00:08:34,412 Well, you go right ahead. 122 00:08:34,413 --> 00:08:35,915 It's your word against mine. 123 00:08:40,620 --> 00:08:41,620 [GROANS] 124 00:08:42,955 --> 00:08:44,856 Some students... they'll try anything 125 00:08:44,857 --> 00:08:45,977 to get out of an assignment. 126 00:08:48,427 --> 00:08:50,929 But I know you won't fail me. 127 00:08:50,930 --> 00:08:52,832 Now, get up off the floor, please. 128 00:09:07,880 --> 00:09:10,549 Did you finish, uh, compiling the statistics? 129 00:09:10,550 --> 00:09:11,550 Yeah, here. 130 00:09:16,155 --> 00:09:18,490 That's good work, Kaufman. 131 00:09:18,491 --> 00:09:19,659 That's real good work. 132 00:09:22,361 --> 00:09:24,262 Well, here. 133 00:09:24,263 --> 00:09:27,133 Now, um, this is your next assignment. 134 00:09:32,405 --> 00:09:33,772 What's this? 135 00:09:33,773 --> 00:09:36,541 These are the questionnaire answers from my latest survey. 136 00:09:36,542 --> 00:09:41,212 Now I need the results compiled immediately. 137 00:09:41,213 --> 00:09:44,149 Well, I think I can do that for you, sir. 138 00:09:44,150 --> 00:09:45,317 Well, good. 139 00:09:45,318 --> 00:09:48,920 I'll be by later tonight to pick them up around eight. 140 00:09:48,921 --> 00:09:49,921 Tonight? 141 00:09:49,922 --> 00:09:50,756 Yes, Kaufman. 142 00:09:50,756 --> 00:09:51,657 Tonight. 143 00:09:51,657 --> 00:09:52,625 I'm leaving. 144 00:09:52,626 --> 00:09:55,060 I'm flying for the parapsychological conference 145 00:09:55,061 --> 00:09:57,095 tomorrow, remember? 146 00:09:57,096 --> 00:09:58,997 And I need time to analyze it. 147 00:09:58,998 --> 00:10:01,132 That... that data could be critical 148 00:10:01,133 --> 00:10:03,635 and I need time to type up the paper. 149 00:10:03,636 --> 00:10:05,170 So tonight is it. 150 00:10:05,171 --> 00:10:06,504 But tonight I have a... 151 00:10:06,505 --> 00:10:07,672 No "buts," Kaufman. 152 00:10:07,673 --> 00:10:08,807 That is your assignment. 153 00:10:08,808 --> 00:10:12,911 Now you either do it or you... flunk the course. 154 00:10:12,912 --> 00:10:15,146 You'd fail me over a bar chart? 155 00:10:15,147 --> 00:10:16,514 Of course. 156 00:10:16,515 --> 00:10:18,149 What else would you expect if you didn't 157 00:10:18,150 --> 00:10:19,851 complete your assignment? 158 00:10:19,852 --> 00:10:21,720 Now get going. 159 00:10:21,721 --> 00:10:25,290 I'll be by later to pick up the results. 160 00:10:25,291 --> 00:10:26,858 Yes, sir. 161 00:10:26,859 --> 00:10:28,927 Oh, and Kaufman? 162 00:10:28,928 --> 00:10:29,862 What? 163 00:10:29,863 --> 00:10:33,231 If I ever catch you trying to listen outside my door again, 164 00:10:33,232 --> 00:10:34,232 I'll have you expelled. 165 00:10:40,106 --> 00:10:41,107 [DOOR SHUTS] 166 00:10:48,114 --> 00:10:51,049 Heh, gee, you look real happy. 167 00:10:51,050 --> 00:10:52,083 [SCOFFS] 168 00:10:52,084 --> 00:10:53,284 Great. 169 00:10:53,285 --> 00:10:55,553 Numbnuts wants me to compile a bunch of statistics 170 00:10:55,554 --> 00:10:56,788 off all this crap. 171 00:10:56,789 --> 00:10:57,590 So? 172 00:10:57,591 --> 00:10:58,890 Big deal. 173 00:10:58,891 --> 00:11:01,760 You don't understand. 174 00:11:01,761 --> 00:11:03,395 He's flying out of town tomorrow. 175 00:11:03,396 --> 00:11:08,133 He needs it before then, so the only chance I've got to do it 176 00:11:08,134 --> 00:11:09,467 is tonight. 177 00:11:09,468 --> 00:11:10,468 Tonight? 178 00:11:10,469 --> 00:11:12,070 Are you crazy? 179 00:11:12,071 --> 00:11:12,972 What about the concert? 180 00:11:12,973 --> 00:11:14,172 The girls? 181 00:11:14,173 --> 00:11:17,108 Especially the girls. 182 00:11:17,109 --> 00:11:20,011 I gotta do it tonight or he flunks me. 183 00:11:20,012 --> 00:11:21,112 Which means... 184 00:11:21,113 --> 00:11:22,347 BOTH: No Corvette. 185 00:11:22,348 --> 00:11:24,349 Right. 186 00:11:24,350 --> 00:11:25,717 Well, look. 187 00:11:25,718 --> 00:11:27,752 If anybody can do it quick, it's you. 188 00:11:27,753 --> 00:11:29,521 All we got to do is get this stuff back 189 00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:33,892 to the frat house real quick and enter the data in the computer. 190 00:11:33,893 --> 00:11:35,026 Yeah. 191 00:11:35,027 --> 00:11:35,961 Yeah. 192 00:11:35,961 --> 00:11:36,762 Right. 193 00:11:36,763 --> 00:11:38,797 Let's go. 194 00:11:38,798 --> 00:11:42,268 [MUSIC PLAYING] 195 00:11:53,612 --> 00:11:56,748 Jeff, are you OK? 196 00:11:56,749 --> 00:11:58,450 Hello? 197 00:11:58,451 --> 00:12:00,185 She smiled at me. 198 00:12:00,186 --> 00:12:02,887 Tina, the hottest girl in Alpha-Sigma-Sigma. 199 00:12:02,888 --> 00:12:03,689 [CHUCKLES] 200 00:12:03,690 --> 00:12:04,856 Forget it. 201 00:12:04,857 --> 00:12:07,892 She's with Mark, the dork. 202 00:12:07,893 --> 00:12:10,428 Haven't you ever seen her at the house before? 203 00:12:10,429 --> 00:12:12,764 I don't care. 204 00:12:12,765 --> 00:12:14,032 I think I'm in love. 205 00:12:14,033 --> 00:12:17,969 Oh, come on, stud. 206 00:12:17,970 --> 00:12:18,970 Come on. 207 00:12:30,416 --> 00:12:31,483 Tina. 208 00:12:31,484 --> 00:12:32,550 TINA: Hey, Mark. 209 00:12:32,551 --> 00:12:34,853 Coming to the concert at the house tonight? 210 00:12:34,854 --> 00:12:36,955 Why should it matter to you if I am? 211 00:12:36,956 --> 00:12:40,191 Well, I thought maybe you and I could hang out. 212 00:12:40,192 --> 00:12:42,093 I told you it's over. 213 00:12:42,094 --> 00:12:43,461 What do you mean it's over? 214 00:12:43,462 --> 00:12:44,829 Nobody walks out on me. 215 00:12:44,830 --> 00:12:46,331 I'm Mark Kelsey, remember? 216 00:12:46,332 --> 00:12:48,233 Quarterback of the football team? 217 00:12:48,234 --> 00:12:49,667 Yeah. 218 00:12:49,668 --> 00:12:52,303 Third-string quarterback. 219 00:12:52,304 --> 00:12:56,107 Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to be going. 220 00:12:56,108 --> 00:12:57,475 [CHUCKLING] 221 00:12:57,476 --> 00:13:01,446 What are you laughing at? 222 00:13:01,447 --> 00:13:02,448 Give me another one. 223 00:13:05,417 --> 00:13:08,888 [MUSIC PLAYING] 224 00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:34,647 [LOUD GUITAR STRUM] 225 00:13:42,254 --> 00:13:43,055 OK. 226 00:13:43,056 --> 00:13:44,322 Everything's set. 227 00:13:44,323 --> 00:13:45,291 We've got munchies. 228 00:13:45,292 --> 00:13:46,524 Got the beer in the fridge. 229 00:13:46,525 --> 00:13:47,326 TONY: Yo! 230 00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:48,560 Cleaned the place. 231 00:13:48,561 --> 00:13:50,161 That's good. 232 00:13:50,162 --> 00:13:52,430 Has anyone seen that twit, Theodore, around? 233 00:13:52,431 --> 00:13:54,999 I think he's in the kitchen, Tony. 234 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:56,968 Yeah, he came through a little while ago. 235 00:13:56,969 --> 00:13:58,436 What do you want with him anyway? 236 00:13:58,437 --> 00:14:01,506 Ah, little dork stole something of mine. 237 00:14:01,507 --> 00:14:04,642 Ah, he stole his "1,001 positions." 238 00:14:04,643 --> 00:14:05,444 Yeah, yeah. 239 00:14:05,445 --> 00:14:07,045 Laugh it up, geeks. 240 00:14:07,046 --> 00:14:09,447 Least I know all 1,001 positions. 241 00:14:09,448 --> 00:14:11,950 All you guys can do is maybe dream. 242 00:14:11,951 --> 00:14:13,151 Besides, let's not forget his father 243 00:14:13,152 --> 00:14:14,719 set this exchange up for you. 244 00:14:14,720 --> 00:14:16,387 Know what I mean? 245 00:14:16,388 --> 00:14:19,090 The girls, the band. 246 00:14:19,091 --> 00:14:21,626 Man, once I told the Alphas that Shock-Ra was gonna play. 247 00:14:21,627 --> 00:14:23,027 [SNAPS FINGERS] 248 00:14:23,028 --> 00:14:24,729 All right, all right, you set up an exchange 249 00:14:24,730 --> 00:14:26,831 with the top sorority in campus. 250 00:14:26,832 --> 00:14:30,168 We owe you big time. 251 00:14:30,169 --> 00:14:32,136 No biggie, President dude. 252 00:14:32,137 --> 00:14:35,306 I just want us to be the number one house [INAUDIBLE]. 253 00:14:35,307 --> 00:14:37,542 And tonight, we are definitely number one. 254 00:14:37,543 --> 00:14:40,779 [CHEERING] 255 00:14:41,680 --> 00:14:42,814 Besides, I figured you guys would 256 00:14:42,815 --> 00:14:45,016 need a little help with the ladies, and this'll do it. 257 00:14:45,017 --> 00:14:47,485 Uh, what's with your outfit anyway, Tony? 258 00:14:47,486 --> 00:14:49,287 The theme for the party is "heavy metal" 259 00:14:49,288 --> 00:14:50,521 and not "The Playboy Channel." 260 00:14:50,522 --> 00:14:51,323 Yeah. 261 00:14:51,324 --> 00:14:53,825 Part of your deal was that we'd escort them over here. 262 00:14:53,826 --> 00:14:56,094 You can't escort anyone dressed like that. 263 00:14:56,095 --> 00:14:57,462 Hey, I set up the deal. 264 00:14:57,463 --> 00:14:58,897 So let them come to me. 265 00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:02,066 Yeah, but don't you want to hook up for a date? 266 00:15:02,067 --> 00:15:03,401 Please, let's remember who you're 267 00:15:03,402 --> 00:15:05,003 talking to here, gentlemen. 268 00:15:05,004 --> 00:15:06,804 I'll have at least six lucky ladies wetting 269 00:15:06,805 --> 00:15:09,107 themselves over me tonight. 270 00:15:09,108 --> 00:15:11,110 Now, if you excuse me, I'm going to kill Theodore. 271 00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:16,881 Much too much. 272 00:15:16,882 --> 00:15:18,017 Theodore, you jerk. 273 00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:25,823 Step aside, you dweebs. 274 00:15:25,824 --> 00:15:26,858 Come on, you guys. 275 00:15:26,859 --> 00:15:27,859 Yeah, we're here. 276 00:15:30,729 --> 00:15:35,133 Come on, let's get some more beer. 277 00:15:35,134 --> 00:15:37,802 Goddamn jocks, man. 278 00:15:37,803 --> 00:15:39,270 Who needs them? 279 00:15:39,271 --> 00:15:41,039 We do. 280 00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:42,707 Without them, no prestige. 281 00:15:42,708 --> 00:15:46,044 Without the techies, no GPA. 282 00:15:46,045 --> 00:15:48,646 And without both of them... 283 00:15:48,647 --> 00:15:51,816 BOTH: No Alpha-Sigma-Sigma. 284 00:15:51,817 --> 00:15:52,951 I know what you mean. 285 00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:54,452 The techs helped us with the books. 286 00:15:54,453 --> 00:15:56,888 But those jocks... I mean, they're in there drinking 287 00:15:56,889 --> 00:15:58,756 our beer for the party. 288 00:15:58,757 --> 00:16:02,994 I mean, how are we going to relax or guests? 289 00:16:02,995 --> 00:16:03,995 That's a good question. 290 00:16:15,908 --> 00:16:16,908 Sorry. 291 00:16:27,786 --> 00:16:28,754 Yeah, I'd hope so. 292 00:16:28,755 --> 00:16:30,655 Oh, hey, Dave, Jeff, what's up? 293 00:16:30,656 --> 00:16:31,923 Hey, Jason. 294 00:16:31,924 --> 00:16:33,057 Hey, where's the band? 295 00:16:33,058 --> 00:16:34,425 JASON: Oh, they're coming. 296 00:16:34,426 --> 00:16:35,526 Uh, the techs came this afternoon 297 00:16:35,527 --> 00:16:37,762 and set up their equipment so they can get right into it 298 00:16:37,763 --> 00:16:38,731 when they get here. 299 00:16:38,731 --> 00:16:39,531 Oh, yeah. 300 00:16:39,532 --> 00:16:41,532 And that babe, Jade, singing and all 301 00:16:41,533 --> 00:16:44,068 those Alpha girls right here? 302 00:16:44,069 --> 00:16:46,971 You know that [INAUDIBLE] are quivering in the flesh. 303 00:16:46,972 --> 00:16:47,972 BOTH: Oh! 304 00:16:51,910 --> 00:16:52,845 Right. 305 00:16:52,846 --> 00:16:57,348 Well, look, I'm going to be down in the basement, OK? 306 00:16:57,349 --> 00:16:58,483 Excuse us, you geeks. 307 00:16:58,484 --> 00:16:59,284 Hey! 308 00:16:59,285 --> 00:17:01,319 Guys! 309 00:17:01,320 --> 00:17:02,653 You guys remember to reserve the really 310 00:17:02,654 --> 00:17:06,591 hot bitches for us, OK? 311 00:17:06,592 --> 00:17:07,592 Let's get out of here. 312 00:17:15,901 --> 00:17:18,603 GRENGOL: So which lipstick do you prefer, Mistress? 313 00:17:18,604 --> 00:17:22,740 Bat's Blood Red or Skull Dust White? 314 00:17:22,741 --> 00:17:24,575 White would be a bit much. 315 00:17:24,576 --> 00:17:25,910 I'll take the blood. 316 00:17:25,911 --> 00:17:26,911 Right. 317 00:17:34,219 --> 00:17:37,155 Oh, Mistress! 318 00:17:37,156 --> 00:17:38,156 Mistress! 319 00:17:40,793 --> 00:17:43,161 Oh! 320 00:17:43,162 --> 00:17:46,731 Grengol, what about this for Prince Medici? 321 00:17:46,732 --> 00:17:49,167 He always loves me in black. 322 00:17:49,168 --> 00:17:51,836 Oh, that was 500 years ago, Mistress. 323 00:17:51,837 --> 00:17:53,605 Um, styles have changed. 324 00:18:01,747 --> 00:18:02,747 Look at this! 325 00:18:06,218 --> 00:18:10,421 Rock-and-roll... does this work? 326 00:18:10,422 --> 00:18:12,090 Trust me, Mistress. 327 00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:13,357 It'll work! 328 00:18:13,358 --> 00:18:19,197 Good, because I must be ready for the prince when he calls. 329 00:18:19,198 --> 00:18:21,767 Well, Mistress, he's dead. 330 00:18:25,604 --> 00:18:28,072 Pity. 331 00:18:28,073 --> 00:18:29,807 Who's conjuring me then? 332 00:18:29,808 --> 00:18:33,277 GRENGOL: Perhaps a descendent. 333 00:18:33,278 --> 00:18:36,914 Then I must be ready when the new prince calls. 334 00:18:36,915 --> 00:18:37,915 How do I look, Grengol. 335 00:18:45,757 --> 00:18:47,225 Theodore! 336 00:18:47,226 --> 00:18:49,293 Theodore, you little twerp. 337 00:18:49,294 --> 00:18:50,628 I know you're down here. 338 00:18:50,629 --> 00:18:53,030 And if I catch you, you're going to die. 339 00:18:53,031 --> 00:18:54,165 Hiya, Tony. 340 00:18:54,166 --> 00:18:55,433 You looking for me? 341 00:18:55,434 --> 00:18:56,601 No, it's that twit, Theodore. 342 00:18:56,602 --> 00:18:58,403 He swiped one of my magazines. 343 00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:03,808 Ha, I'm sure he'll return it. 344 00:19:03,809 --> 00:19:05,309 It's not the magazine I'm worried about. 345 00:19:05,310 --> 00:19:07,011 It's what I stuffed inside of it that matters. 346 00:19:07,012 --> 00:19:08,332 I'm going to need it for tonight. 347 00:19:15,387 --> 00:19:17,722 Hey, you better get ready for the exchange. 348 00:19:17,723 --> 00:19:19,524 What about you? 349 00:19:19,525 --> 00:19:22,660 I gotta... I gotta sort out this mess. 350 00:19:22,661 --> 00:19:24,763 I gotta transfer all the data to a disk. 351 00:19:27,699 --> 00:19:31,602 If it works out, I'll be up in a few minutes. 352 00:19:31,603 --> 00:19:35,139 Well, what happens if it doesn't? 353 00:19:35,140 --> 00:19:37,942 Then I'm screwed. 354 00:19:37,943 --> 00:19:39,911 Well, think positive. 355 00:19:39,912 --> 00:19:43,181 And I'll keep my fingers crossed. 356 00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:44,182 Thanks. 357 00:20:17,916 --> 00:20:18,916 What the heck is this? 358 00:20:18,917 --> 00:20:19,918 [LOUD BANG] 359 00:20:24,957 --> 00:20:27,058 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 360 00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:28,426 [DOOR CLOSES] 361 00:20:28,427 --> 00:20:29,727 Hey, Kelly. 362 00:20:29,728 --> 00:20:32,129 Oh, hi. 363 00:20:32,130 --> 00:20:34,165 Have you seen Dave? 364 00:20:34,166 --> 00:20:34,967 In the basement. 365 00:20:34,968 --> 00:20:36,200 Thank you. 366 00:20:36,201 --> 00:20:37,102 It's Kelly. 367 00:20:37,102 --> 00:20:38,102 Hi, Kelly. 368 00:20:42,107 --> 00:20:44,408 Hi, Dave. 369 00:20:44,409 --> 00:20:45,743 Kelly? 370 00:20:45,744 --> 00:20:47,511 What's up? 371 00:20:47,512 --> 00:20:50,147 I... I just bought this over. 372 00:20:50,148 --> 00:20:52,049 I double checked your professor's data to make 373 00:20:52,050 --> 00:20:53,784 sure there weren't any errors. 374 00:20:53,785 --> 00:20:54,586 Oh, Kelly. 375 00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:55,686 You didn't have to do that. 376 00:20:55,687 --> 00:20:56,488 Oh, it's OK. 377 00:20:56,489 --> 00:20:59,156 I like helping you. 378 00:20:59,157 --> 00:21:01,759 It's, um, it matches the first printout, 379 00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:05,563 and now everything's OK for sure. 380 00:21:05,564 --> 00:21:08,099 Great. 381 00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:10,569 But, I had to hand it in earlier tonight. 382 00:21:13,205 --> 00:21:14,205 Oh. 383 00:21:17,476 --> 00:21:18,476 What's this? 384 00:21:21,079 --> 00:21:23,314 It's some new data for Erickson. 385 00:21:23,315 --> 00:21:24,682 I almost got it all input. 386 00:21:24,683 --> 00:21:26,651 He says he needs it tonight. 387 00:21:26,652 --> 00:21:28,219 Oh, that shouldn't be any problem. 388 00:21:28,220 --> 00:21:29,220 Yeah. 389 00:21:35,193 --> 00:21:36,560 You want to see something strange? 390 00:21:36,561 --> 00:21:37,561 Yeah. 391 00:21:39,765 --> 00:21:41,399 It's something from the Vatican. 392 00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:44,135 I mean, it has the Vatican stamp on it. 393 00:21:44,136 --> 00:21:45,136 Wow. 394 00:21:47,639 --> 00:21:51,976 "Read me by the voices of a thousand, then untold pleasure 395 00:21:51,977 --> 00:21:56,180 is thine." [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] 396 00:21:56,181 --> 00:21:58,082 I told you it was strange. 397 00:21:58,083 --> 00:22:01,118 "Voices of a thousand." 398 00:22:01,119 --> 00:22:03,387 You suppose that means a thousand voices have 399 00:22:03,388 --> 00:22:05,790 to say this for some reason? 400 00:22:05,791 --> 00:22:06,992 Yeah, it could be. 401 00:22:09,528 --> 00:22:12,029 You know, you could fake a thousand voices 402 00:22:12,030 --> 00:22:13,397 on your high speed dialing system 403 00:22:13,398 --> 00:22:15,133 and it'll only take a few minutes. 404 00:22:17,869 --> 00:22:19,870 I wonder what would happen if I did? 405 00:22:19,871 --> 00:22:21,372 Well, let's find out. 406 00:22:21,373 --> 00:22:24,175 JASON: Dammit! 407 00:22:24,176 --> 00:22:26,177 Those moron jocks drank half the beer. 408 00:22:26,178 --> 00:22:27,778 I told you. 409 00:22:27,779 --> 00:22:29,113 Jeff, you got your Jeep out front? 410 00:22:29,114 --> 00:22:29,915 Yeah, what's up? 411 00:22:29,915 --> 00:22:30,716 Can you drive? 412 00:22:30,717 --> 00:22:32,416 We got to get to more beer before the party starts. 413 00:22:32,417 --> 00:22:33,352 Yeah. 414 00:22:33,353 --> 00:22:36,053 OK, but I don't want to be late for picking up the Alphas. 415 00:22:36,054 --> 00:22:37,288 Is Dave still in the basement? 416 00:22:37,289 --> 00:22:38,656 Him and Kelly. 417 00:22:38,657 --> 00:22:39,990 -Kelly's here? -Yeah. 418 00:22:39,991 --> 00:22:41,926 She brought him some computer printouts or something. 419 00:22:41,927 --> 00:22:43,260 Just what he needs. 420 00:22:43,261 --> 00:22:44,428 I'll be right back. -Good. 421 00:22:44,429 --> 00:22:45,429 Thanks, man. 422 00:22:48,567 --> 00:22:50,902 [CHANTING IN DIFFERENT LANGUAGE] 423 00:23:01,279 --> 00:23:02,380 That should do it. 424 00:23:02,381 --> 00:23:03,181 What? 425 00:23:03,182 --> 00:23:05,449 What was that noise? 426 00:23:05,450 --> 00:23:06,951 Wow, Jeff. 427 00:23:06,952 --> 00:23:09,120 Hey, Kel. 428 00:23:09,121 --> 00:23:12,189 That was some spell that I found with Erickson's papers. 429 00:23:12,190 --> 00:23:15,126 You have to say it a thousand times to make it work. 430 00:23:15,127 --> 00:23:17,328 So, uh, we faked it with overdose. 431 00:23:17,329 --> 00:23:21,365 What are you doing messing around with spells? 432 00:23:21,366 --> 00:23:24,402 What kind of spell? 433 00:23:24,403 --> 00:23:25,403 Well, listen to this. 434 00:23:28,640 --> 00:23:31,743 [GARBLED VOICES] 435 00:24:26,298 --> 00:24:29,333 What do you think, Grengol? 436 00:24:29,334 --> 00:24:31,535 Awesome! 437 00:24:31,536 --> 00:24:32,536 Mistress! 438 00:24:37,309 --> 00:24:38,309 Let's try it again. 439 00:24:38,310 --> 00:24:39,311 See what happens. 440 00:24:43,782 --> 00:24:47,252 [GARBLED VOICES] 441 00:24:55,227 --> 00:24:58,195 What is it, Mistress? 442 00:24:58,196 --> 00:25:01,031 It's a conjuration, Grengol. 443 00:25:01,032 --> 00:25:03,501 It's coming. 444 00:25:03,502 --> 00:25:06,470 It's coming. 445 00:25:06,471 --> 00:25:09,473 I'll be coming. 446 00:25:09,474 --> 00:25:12,943 I'm going. 447 00:25:12,944 --> 00:25:14,411 Mistress! 448 00:25:14,412 --> 00:25:16,413 Mistress, take me with you. 449 00:25:16,414 --> 00:25:20,385 I want to watch you destroy the mortals with sex and lust. 450 00:25:27,826 --> 00:25:28,826 Well, that's that. 451 00:25:37,969 --> 00:25:38,770 Oh, my God! 452 00:25:38,771 --> 00:25:40,170 Erickson's data! 453 00:25:40,171 --> 00:25:40,972 Oh, no. 454 00:25:40,973 --> 00:25:44,642 I bet that was the compiled data that he wanted too, huh? 455 00:25:44,643 --> 00:25:46,010 Oh, man. 456 00:25:46,011 --> 00:25:47,778 Erickson's going to have a fit. 457 00:25:47,779 --> 00:25:49,847 Worse. 458 00:25:49,848 --> 00:25:53,217 I think I just got an F. And all my computers are fried 459 00:25:53,218 --> 00:25:55,753 by some freak power surge! 460 00:25:55,754 --> 00:25:57,721 Dave, I'm sorry. 461 00:25:57,722 --> 00:25:59,124 I'm sorry, Dave. 462 00:26:06,298 --> 00:26:08,866 The way I look at, you got two choices. 463 00:26:08,867 --> 00:26:10,634 Either you can stay here all night 464 00:26:10,635 --> 00:26:15,072 and feel sorry for yourself, or you can come with me to get 465 00:26:15,073 --> 00:26:16,941 some more beer for the party. 466 00:26:16,942 --> 00:26:20,345 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 467 00:26:25,383 --> 00:26:26,450 Uh, fellas, fellas. 468 00:26:26,451 --> 00:26:27,252 Excuse me. 469 00:26:27,253 --> 00:26:29,420 Uh, do you know where I can find David Kaufman? 470 00:26:29,421 --> 00:26:30,521 Somewhere that way, dude. 471 00:26:30,522 --> 00:26:31,323 Come on. 472 00:26:31,324 --> 00:26:34,024 Follow us. 473 00:26:34,025 --> 00:26:35,025 Come on. 474 00:27:04,823 --> 00:27:06,590 Hey, Professor Erickson just pulled up. 475 00:27:06,591 --> 00:27:08,659 Oh, shit. 476 00:27:08,660 --> 00:27:10,427 Look, I'm going to disappear. 477 00:27:10,428 --> 00:27:13,497 If he asks, tell him the computer broke and I 478 00:27:13,498 --> 00:27:14,698 went to look for some parts. 479 00:27:14,699 --> 00:27:15,739 You better disappear fast. 480 00:27:20,138 --> 00:27:22,139 In here! 481 00:27:22,140 --> 00:27:23,140 [GROANS] 482 00:27:27,012 --> 00:27:28,212 Professor! 483 00:27:28,213 --> 00:27:29,313 What can we do for you? 484 00:27:29,314 --> 00:27:30,115 Uh, yes. 485 00:27:30,116 --> 00:27:33,283 I'm looking for David Kaufman. 486 00:27:33,284 --> 00:27:35,185 He... he had a problem with his computer 487 00:27:35,186 --> 00:27:37,788 so I think he went to get something to fix it. 488 00:27:37,789 --> 00:27:39,657 Yeah. 489 00:27:39,658 --> 00:27:41,558 Where is his computer? 490 00:27:41,559 --> 00:27:43,119 Right back there, down in the basement. 491 00:28:02,047 --> 00:28:02,847 It's clear. 492 00:28:02,848 --> 00:28:05,150 [COUGHING] 493 00:28:07,452 --> 00:28:08,720 Let's get out of here fast. 494 00:28:17,195 --> 00:28:19,697 Holy shit. 495 00:28:19,698 --> 00:28:21,131 Well, well, well. 496 00:28:21,132 --> 00:28:24,768 If it isn't a real mortal. 497 00:28:24,769 --> 00:28:25,769 A mortal? 498 00:28:29,908 --> 00:28:32,476 Where's Kaufman? 499 00:28:32,477 --> 00:28:33,877 Who are you? 500 00:28:33,878 --> 00:28:35,312 Who am I? 501 00:28:35,313 --> 00:28:36,247 Come to me. 502 00:28:36,248 --> 00:28:38,149 [BOINGING] 503 00:28:39,751 --> 00:28:40,751 Flesh. 504 00:28:42,887 --> 00:28:43,887 Flesh. 505 00:28:47,792 --> 00:28:48,792 Flesh. 506 00:28:54,466 --> 00:28:58,402 How did... how did... how did you do that? 507 00:28:58,403 --> 00:29:00,370 I'm a demon, you fool. 508 00:29:00,371 --> 00:29:01,839 [GROANS] 509 00:29:01,840 --> 00:29:03,941 Such things are easy for me. 510 00:29:03,942 --> 00:29:05,309 What? 511 00:29:05,310 --> 00:29:08,145 A demon? 512 00:29:08,146 --> 00:29:11,583 [GASPS] 513 00:29:13,084 --> 00:29:15,553 God has nothing to do with this. 514 00:29:19,491 --> 00:29:20,458 Bah! 515 00:29:20,458 --> 00:29:21,458 Wimp! 516 00:29:39,410 --> 00:29:40,211 Theodore? 517 00:29:40,211 --> 00:29:41,146 Theodore, you geek! 518 00:29:41,147 --> 00:29:42,780 Where's my rubbers? 519 00:29:42,781 --> 00:29:44,148 Are you going to be all right? 520 00:29:44,149 --> 00:29:45,315 I think so. 521 00:29:45,316 --> 00:29:48,018 I just never got an F and lost a Corvette in the same night. 522 00:29:48,019 --> 00:29:49,019 The computer screwed up. 523 00:29:49,020 --> 00:29:50,254 You can't blame me for that. 524 00:29:50,255 --> 00:29:51,622 Yeah, it happens to everybody. 525 00:29:51,623 --> 00:29:53,590 You two don't know Erickson. 526 00:29:53,591 --> 00:29:55,993 I need this course for my degree, too. 527 00:29:55,994 --> 00:29:58,495 It's all over. 528 00:29:58,496 --> 00:29:59,364 Look on the bright side. 529 00:29:59,365 --> 00:30:01,865 At least you can drown your sorrows at the party tonight. 530 00:30:01,866 --> 00:30:02,900 Oh, sure. 531 00:30:02,901 --> 00:30:04,468 I'm such a party animal. 532 00:30:04,469 --> 00:30:05,869 The way I feel tonight, I wouldn't even be 533 00:30:05,870 --> 00:30:08,505 comfortable in my regular car. 534 00:30:08,506 --> 00:30:10,374 JEFF: Well, what about you Kelly? 535 00:30:10,375 --> 00:30:12,810 You coming to the exchange tonight? 536 00:30:12,811 --> 00:30:15,646 KELLY: I'm not very much good at parties, either. 537 00:30:15,647 --> 00:30:17,882 JEFF: I'm sure one of those guys in there [INAUDIBLE]. 538 00:30:20,819 --> 00:30:22,287 It's the way those guys work. 539 00:30:26,224 --> 00:30:27,624 So, do you guys want to pick up the beer 540 00:30:27,625 --> 00:30:29,093 first or drop Kelly off? 541 00:30:39,571 --> 00:30:40,571 TONY: Goddamn. 542 00:30:46,277 --> 00:30:49,213 Are you an Alpha? 543 00:30:49,214 --> 00:30:51,982 No, I'm a demon. 544 00:30:51,983 --> 00:30:54,785 What sorority is that? 545 00:30:54,786 --> 00:30:56,587 Sorority? 546 00:30:56,588 --> 00:30:59,523 Uh, you gotta be with the band. 547 00:30:59,524 --> 00:31:01,625 Wow, didn't think you guys would be this hot. 548 00:31:01,626 --> 00:31:03,595 Oh, you like? 549 00:31:08,566 --> 00:31:13,704 You think I need a little lift after 4,000 years? 550 00:31:13,705 --> 00:31:17,007 Lady, get rid of the clothes you got, and I'll give you 551 00:31:17,008 --> 00:31:20,310 the lift you'll never forget. 552 00:31:20,311 --> 00:31:22,746 Very well. 553 00:31:22,747 --> 00:31:25,215 But I only have time for a quick one. 554 00:31:25,216 --> 00:31:26,416 Yeah, sure, babe. 555 00:31:26,417 --> 00:31:28,752 How about right here? 556 00:31:28,753 --> 00:31:31,588 As you wish. 557 00:31:31,589 --> 00:31:32,589 My God. 558 00:31:32,590 --> 00:31:34,558 Oh, yes! 559 00:31:34,559 --> 00:31:35,560 [CHUCKLING] 560 00:31:48,506 --> 00:31:51,008 So, Dave, are you going to the party tonight? 561 00:31:51,009 --> 00:31:52,010 Maybe I'll stop by. 562 00:31:55,480 --> 00:31:56,481 But don't wait for me. 563 00:31:59,984 --> 00:32:03,454 [CAR STARTS] 564 00:32:29,847 --> 00:32:30,847 More? 565 00:32:30,848 --> 00:32:31,848 TONY: (MUMBLING) More. 566 00:32:31,849 --> 00:32:34,318 More? 567 00:32:34,319 --> 00:32:35,819 More? 568 00:32:35,820 --> 00:32:39,323 [WINCING] 569 00:32:39,324 --> 00:32:40,324 Try not to speak. 570 00:32:46,297 --> 00:32:49,133 Ah, it's been centuries. 571 00:32:52,170 --> 00:32:53,337 [MOANS] 572 00:32:53,338 --> 00:32:54,338 Sh! 573 00:32:58,643 --> 00:33:00,877 More? 574 00:33:00,878 --> 00:33:02,045 More? 575 00:33:02,046 --> 00:33:02,847 Oh! 576 00:33:02,847 --> 00:33:03,847 [GIGGLES] 577 00:33:05,783 --> 00:33:10,187 Sharon, you really think Erickson would flunk you? 578 00:33:10,188 --> 00:33:12,022 I don't know, but it's a shame I'm the first one 579 00:33:12,023 --> 00:33:13,557 to call his bluff. 580 00:33:13,558 --> 00:33:14,525 Funny. 581 00:33:14,526 --> 00:33:17,527 You didn't call Mark Kelsey's bluff. 582 00:33:17,528 --> 00:33:18,628 Look, I told you. 583 00:33:18,629 --> 00:33:21,698 I had too much to drink and Mark took advantage of that. 584 00:33:21,699 --> 00:33:23,600 I didn't sleep with him. 585 00:33:23,601 --> 00:33:25,002 Not while you were. 586 00:33:25,003 --> 00:33:29,239 As far as I'm concerned, you both made a big mistake. 587 00:33:29,240 --> 00:33:31,575 Any member of the Sigma Epsilon Chi 588 00:33:31,576 --> 00:33:35,379 is nothing more than an animal. 589 00:33:35,380 --> 00:33:37,314 That's not true. 590 00:33:37,315 --> 00:33:39,316 Sure it is. 591 00:33:39,317 --> 00:33:41,752 They're totally tasteless. 592 00:33:41,753 --> 00:33:46,390 I mean, the house is full of geeks and jocks... 593 00:33:46,391 --> 00:33:47,858 Who try to bully them around. 594 00:33:47,859 --> 00:33:50,193 Personally, I'm having a hard time dealing with the fact 595 00:33:50,194 --> 00:33:54,097 that we agreed to go to this exchange at all. 596 00:33:54,098 --> 00:33:56,033 That's not true. 597 00:33:56,034 --> 00:33:58,035 Sure it is. 598 00:33:58,036 --> 00:34:00,470 They're totally tasteless. 599 00:34:00,471 --> 00:34:04,908 I mean, the house is full of geeks and jocks... 600 00:34:04,909 --> 00:34:06,576 Who try to bully them around. 601 00:34:06,577 --> 00:34:08,912 Personally, I'm having a hard time dealing with the fact 602 00:34:08,913 --> 00:34:11,815 that we agreed to go to this exchange at all. 603 00:34:11,816 --> 00:34:14,985 Oh, but it's worth it to see Shock-Ra. 604 00:34:14,986 --> 00:34:16,486 You know that Tony? 605 00:34:16,487 --> 00:34:18,855 He's the one who got Shock-Ra to come here. 606 00:34:18,856 --> 00:34:20,624 Well, here's the joke. 607 00:34:20,625 --> 00:34:24,561 I heard that he expects us all to pay him back. 608 00:34:24,562 --> 00:34:26,463 Are they charging admission tonight? 609 00:34:26,464 --> 00:34:27,265 No, silly. 610 00:34:27,266 --> 00:34:30,967 She means they expect us to sleep with them. 611 00:34:30,968 --> 00:34:31,769 Oh, no. 612 00:34:31,770 --> 00:34:33,970 They're not all like that. 613 00:34:33,971 --> 00:34:38,308 Well, one of us is. 614 00:34:38,309 --> 00:34:41,645 I've had enough. 615 00:34:41,646 --> 00:34:43,847 Kelly, are you going to the exchange? 616 00:34:43,848 --> 00:34:47,284 Things didn't work out the way I wanted them to. 617 00:34:47,285 --> 00:34:48,652 Hey, look. 618 00:34:48,653 --> 00:34:51,588 We plan on making this an early night. 619 00:34:51,589 --> 00:34:55,725 No one here is going with the Sigma guys. 620 00:34:55,726 --> 00:34:59,296 And besides, I've made arrangements for us to split 621 00:34:59,297 --> 00:35:00,297 once the concert's over. 622 00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:05,035 Are you going to be all right with Mark there? 623 00:35:05,036 --> 00:35:06,837 I already told the moron to back off. 624 00:35:06,838 --> 00:35:09,139 I'm sorry I ever laid eyes on him. 625 00:35:09,140 --> 00:35:10,941 But there is this other cute guy at the house 626 00:35:10,942 --> 00:35:12,142 that I want to meet. 627 00:35:12,143 --> 00:35:14,177 Oh, but he's different than the other ones. 628 00:35:14,178 --> 00:35:16,680 He's kind of shy. 629 00:35:16,681 --> 00:35:18,748 Dave? 630 00:35:18,749 --> 00:35:21,284 Oh, I don't know his name. 631 00:35:21,285 --> 00:35:22,953 We better finish getting dressed. 632 00:35:22,954 --> 00:35:24,722 The guys are going to be here any minute. 633 00:35:27,358 --> 00:35:31,228 I may have overdone it a bit with you, mortal. 634 00:35:31,229 --> 00:35:33,530 I get carried away with virgins. 635 00:35:33,531 --> 00:35:34,866 [GROANS] 636 00:35:35,733 --> 00:35:38,468 Thanks for everything. 637 00:35:38,469 --> 00:35:39,469 I'll be in touch. 638 00:35:45,576 --> 00:35:47,177 Maybe we can get together again. 639 00:35:47,178 --> 00:35:48,579 [GROANS] 640 00:35:49,514 --> 00:35:54,484 But now, I must find he who brought me here. 641 00:35:54,485 --> 00:35:56,125 [LOUD MUSIC PLAYING, INDISTINCT CHATTER] 642 00:36:00,958 --> 00:36:03,260 Ladies, your escorts have arrived. 643 00:36:03,261 --> 00:36:06,229 [WOOING] 644 00:36:06,230 --> 00:36:07,697 OK, boys. 645 00:36:07,698 --> 00:36:08,698 Quiet down. 646 00:36:08,699 --> 00:36:12,035 You don't mind if we drive you back to your house in our cars? 647 00:36:12,036 --> 00:36:14,971 I mean, we'd hate to have to walk all 648 00:36:14,972 --> 00:36:19,409 the way back in these heels. 649 00:36:19,410 --> 00:36:22,212 GROUP MEMBER: We'll ride with you anywhere you want, baby. 650 00:36:22,213 --> 00:36:25,249 [CAT CALLING] 651 00:36:32,690 --> 00:36:36,661 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 652 00:36:55,112 --> 00:36:56,246 Oh, man. 653 00:36:56,247 --> 00:36:58,248 Looks like Erickson is still here. 654 00:36:58,249 --> 00:37:01,051 Oh, joy. 655 00:37:01,052 --> 00:37:04,087 You think Tina will show up tonight? 656 00:37:04,088 --> 00:37:05,208 Mark will make sure of that. 657 00:37:08,359 --> 00:37:10,193 What? 658 00:37:10,194 --> 00:37:13,797 Just once I'd like to beat out a jock. 659 00:37:13,798 --> 00:37:16,367 I thought women were supposed to like the sensitive type. 660 00:37:19,370 --> 00:37:21,404 So when you and Kelly getting together? 661 00:37:21,405 --> 00:37:22,606 Me and Kelly? 662 00:37:22,607 --> 00:37:23,507 Yeah. 663 00:37:23,508 --> 00:37:25,442 She really likes you, man. 664 00:37:25,443 --> 00:37:26,876 No way. 665 00:37:26,877 --> 00:37:28,011 For real. 666 00:37:28,012 --> 00:37:29,614 You must be blind to miss that one. 667 00:37:32,116 --> 00:37:33,216 She's not my type. 668 00:37:33,217 --> 00:37:35,352 I mean, you know. 669 00:37:35,353 --> 00:37:37,887 Like you even know what your type is. 670 00:37:37,888 --> 00:37:39,889 Sure I do. 671 00:37:39,890 --> 00:37:41,591 Something hot. 672 00:37:41,592 --> 00:37:43,593 Really hot. 673 00:37:43,594 --> 00:37:44,462 That ain't Kelly. 674 00:37:44,463 --> 00:37:46,029 Look who's talking. 675 00:37:46,030 --> 00:37:48,732 Since when are you "Mr. Outstanding Cool Dude." 676 00:37:48,733 --> 00:37:50,667 Hey. 677 00:37:50,668 --> 00:37:55,005 Hey, deep down inside this modest facade 678 00:37:55,006 --> 00:37:57,674 beats the heart of a rare sex machine. 679 00:37:57,675 --> 00:38:03,246 So how do you know Kelly is, eh, different? 680 00:38:03,247 --> 00:38:05,348 You've seen way too many movies. 681 00:38:05,349 --> 00:38:07,218 Come on, let's get the beer inside. 682 00:38:14,425 --> 00:38:16,359 [COUGHING] 683 00:38:16,360 --> 00:38:17,494 Holy shit. 684 00:38:17,495 --> 00:38:18,862 What? 685 00:38:18,863 --> 00:38:20,964 Tony! 686 00:38:20,965 --> 00:38:22,999 Tony. 687 00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:25,035 Tony, are you OK? 688 00:38:25,036 --> 00:38:26,970 No more. 689 00:38:26,971 --> 00:38:29,406 He must be sick. 690 00:38:29,407 --> 00:38:31,441 You think you can get him in his bedroom? 691 00:38:31,442 --> 00:38:34,312 [MUTTERING] 692 00:38:37,848 --> 00:38:38,683 Yeah, I'll handle him. 693 00:38:38,684 --> 00:38:42,152 You better go check on Erickson. 694 00:38:42,153 --> 00:38:43,153 OK. 695 00:38:55,866 --> 00:38:58,268 Oh, my God. 696 00:38:58,269 --> 00:38:59,269 Professor Erickson? 697 00:39:07,945 --> 00:39:08,945 Kaufman? 698 00:39:08,946 --> 00:39:09,946 What happened? 699 00:39:17,355 --> 00:39:20,523 I must have passed out. 700 00:39:20,524 --> 00:39:25,628 This... this... it was unbelievable. 701 00:39:25,629 --> 00:39:26,796 What was? 702 00:39:26,797 --> 00:39:30,201 [GASPING] 703 00:39:31,669 --> 00:39:33,570 A demon. 704 00:39:33,571 --> 00:39:36,773 There was a demon here. 705 00:39:36,774 --> 00:39:38,174 My God. 706 00:39:38,175 --> 00:39:41,010 But how in the hell did she get here? 707 00:39:41,011 --> 00:39:43,012 I... I did try a spell or something 708 00:39:43,013 --> 00:39:45,548 that I found in your papers. 709 00:39:45,549 --> 00:39:47,150 My... my papers? 710 00:39:47,151 --> 00:39:48,985 The papers I gave you? 711 00:39:48,986 --> 00:39:50,054 Let me see those papers. 712 00:39:55,159 --> 00:39:58,061 Well, here's what's left of them. 713 00:39:58,062 --> 00:40:01,632 They, uh, they kind of got burnt. 714 00:40:07,037 --> 00:40:08,304 Isha. 715 00:40:08,305 --> 00:40:10,240 You did it. 716 00:40:10,241 --> 00:40:12,976 You conjured the demon of sex and lust. 717 00:40:12,977 --> 00:40:15,712 DAVE: Demon of sex and lust? 718 00:40:15,713 --> 00:40:16,780 I'll be famous. 719 00:40:16,781 --> 00:40:19,249 "University Professor Conjures Demon." 720 00:40:19,250 --> 00:40:22,752 Papers, books, film rights. 721 00:40:22,753 --> 00:40:24,522 We've got to find her, and bring her back. 722 00:40:29,326 --> 00:40:30,326 Keep that over there. 723 00:40:36,567 --> 00:40:37,535 [MUTTERING] 724 00:40:37,535 --> 00:40:38,369 TONY: No more. 725 00:40:38,369 --> 00:40:39,369 Please. 726 00:40:42,673 --> 00:40:45,108 Where the hell are the horses? 727 00:40:45,109 --> 00:40:46,109 JADE: Wow! 728 00:40:46,110 --> 00:40:48,912 Guys, check that out. 729 00:40:48,913 --> 00:40:53,983 Whoa, they don't make house mothers like they used to, huh? 730 00:40:53,984 --> 00:40:57,220 I love your outfit. 731 00:40:57,221 --> 00:40:59,189 Thanks. 732 00:40:59,190 --> 00:41:00,190 Ah. 733 00:41:00,191 --> 00:41:02,125 Hey, are you in a band? 734 00:41:02,126 --> 00:41:02,927 A band? 735 00:41:02,928 --> 00:41:05,695 JADE: That's a great outfit for a heavy metal band. 736 00:41:05,696 --> 00:41:06,630 She fits it nice. 737 00:41:06,630 --> 00:41:07,431 Yeah. 738 00:41:07,432 --> 00:41:08,531 Try this on. 739 00:41:08,532 --> 00:41:11,000 See what this looks like. 740 00:41:11,001 --> 00:41:11,936 Killer. 741 00:41:11,937 --> 00:41:13,470 What do you think? 742 00:41:13,471 --> 00:41:14,271 It's cool. 743 00:41:14,272 --> 00:41:15,672 Yeah. 744 00:41:15,673 --> 00:41:18,141 With all this stuff from the Vatican mixed in here, 745 00:41:18,142 --> 00:41:20,643 there's got to be something in here on how to control... 746 00:41:20,644 --> 00:41:23,246 I mean, how to send her back. 747 00:41:23,247 --> 00:41:26,516 Let's just hope you didn't burn it. 748 00:41:26,517 --> 00:41:28,952 But what if there isn't? 749 00:41:28,953 --> 00:41:32,222 We'll be prepared with backup measures. 750 00:41:32,223 --> 00:41:34,224 Like what? 751 00:41:34,225 --> 00:41:37,126 They don't exactly have, um, demon extermination 752 00:41:37,127 --> 00:41:39,195 services in the Yellow Pages. 753 00:41:39,196 --> 00:41:41,764 Rituals. 754 00:41:41,765 --> 00:41:43,333 Rituals, David. 755 00:41:43,334 --> 00:41:45,001 Rituals and symbols. 756 00:41:45,002 --> 00:41:47,103 They respond to both. 757 00:41:47,104 --> 00:41:50,173 I got a doctorate in parapsychology, you know? 758 00:41:50,174 --> 00:41:51,875 I do know something about this. 759 00:41:51,876 --> 00:41:52,876 JADE: Yo! 760 00:41:56,680 --> 00:41:58,147 Hey, how you doing? 761 00:41:58,148 --> 00:41:59,582 Is that where we're supposed to set up? 762 00:41:59,583 --> 00:42:00,984 Over there? -Uh, yeah. 763 00:42:00,985 --> 00:42:01,952 Cool. 764 00:42:01,953 --> 00:42:03,686 All right, well we'll be ready to rock 765 00:42:03,687 --> 00:42:05,288 and roll in about 10 minutes. 766 00:42:05,289 --> 00:42:06,389 Sound good to you? 767 00:42:06,390 --> 00:42:07,191 Great. 768 00:42:07,192 --> 00:42:08,625 All right. 769 00:42:08,626 --> 00:42:10,560 Ralphie, come on! 770 00:42:10,561 --> 00:42:11,995 We gotta get going. 771 00:42:11,996 --> 00:42:12,863 Wow. 772 00:42:12,863 --> 00:42:13,863 Jade! 773 00:42:17,701 --> 00:42:21,304 These Xerox's are the only information we have on her. 774 00:42:21,305 --> 00:42:22,672 Yes. 775 00:42:22,673 --> 00:42:24,508 But, there are other measures. 776 00:42:27,611 --> 00:42:31,314 Like if we could make a cross. 777 00:42:31,315 --> 00:42:33,016 Yeah. 778 00:42:33,017 --> 00:42:33,984 Yeah. 779 00:42:33,985 --> 00:42:36,119 You know, that might work. 780 00:42:36,120 --> 00:42:39,590 [MUSIC PLAYING] 781 00:42:58,075 --> 00:43:01,545 [HOWLING] 782 00:43:06,050 --> 00:43:10,054 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 783 00:43:25,002 --> 00:43:26,003 Right this way. 784 00:43:29,506 --> 00:43:30,507 Act cool. 785 00:43:54,465 --> 00:43:56,432 Excuse me. 786 00:43:56,433 --> 00:43:57,433 Where's Jade? 787 00:43:57,434 --> 00:43:59,936 Yeah, is she really coming? 788 00:43:59,937 --> 00:44:02,271 Yeah, they're going to be here in just a little while. 789 00:44:02,272 --> 00:44:03,740 Trust us. 790 00:44:03,741 --> 00:44:06,676 Look, we got the set up. 791 00:44:06,677 --> 00:44:08,144 They're coming, right? 792 00:44:08,145 --> 00:44:09,113 Yeah, absolutely. 793 00:44:09,114 --> 00:44:11,080 They'll be there. 794 00:44:11,081 --> 00:44:12,049 Ah, man. 795 00:44:12,050 --> 00:44:13,050 That was my headset. 796 00:44:13,051 --> 00:44:15,485 JADE: Robbie! 797 00:44:15,486 --> 00:44:16,619 Ralph! 798 00:44:16,620 --> 00:44:17,920 -Here. -Oh, great. 799 00:44:17,921 --> 00:44:19,088 Thanks, hun. Appreciate it. 800 00:44:19,089 --> 00:44:19,890 Ralphie. 801 00:44:19,890 --> 00:44:20,758 Hey, watch it. 802 00:44:20,759 --> 00:44:21,891 Band members coming through. 803 00:44:21,892 --> 00:44:22,693 Whoa, Jade! 804 00:44:22,694 --> 00:44:24,127 Get all this [INAUDIBLE]. 805 00:44:24,128 --> 00:44:26,496 Get up there. 806 00:44:26,497 --> 00:44:28,431 All right, uh, let's see. 807 00:44:28,432 --> 00:44:32,536 Now I need an announcer and, uh, you're it. 808 00:44:35,506 --> 00:44:37,974 Yeah! 809 00:44:37,975 --> 00:44:38,975 That is the woman for me. 810 00:44:54,191 --> 00:44:55,258 What do you think? 811 00:44:55,259 --> 00:44:56,093 That's fine. 812 00:44:56,093 --> 00:44:56,894 That'll work. 813 00:44:56,895 --> 00:44:58,228 Just hold it together somehow. 814 00:45:01,498 --> 00:45:04,401 There's got to be some string or something around here. 815 00:45:12,576 --> 00:45:16,612 Um, Professor, what happens if this doesn't work? 816 00:45:16,613 --> 00:45:18,648 Oh, don't be absurd. 817 00:45:18,649 --> 00:45:21,317 With the right spell and with that cross, 818 00:45:21,318 --> 00:45:23,686 she doesn't have a chance. 819 00:45:23,687 --> 00:45:24,488 Yeah. 820 00:45:24,489 --> 00:45:29,792 Well, let's just hope you're right. 821 00:45:29,793 --> 00:45:31,961 I always am, Kaufman. 822 00:45:31,962 --> 00:45:33,362 I always am. 823 00:45:33,363 --> 00:45:35,398 Finish that, quick. 824 00:45:35,399 --> 00:45:36,399 [INAUDIBLE] 825 00:45:42,606 --> 00:45:44,607 Whoa, look at the tits on that blonde goddess. 826 00:45:44,608 --> 00:45:45,608 Oh, my God. 827 00:45:49,046 --> 00:45:54,450 Hey, why don't you go hang over there for a little while? 828 00:45:54,451 --> 00:45:57,420 Oh, you know, I never did get your name. 829 00:45:57,421 --> 00:45:59,455 Isha. 830 00:45:59,456 --> 00:46:00,823 JADE: Isha? What is that? 831 00:46:00,824 --> 00:46:01,824 Middle Eastern? 832 00:46:01,825 --> 00:46:04,160 Middle Ages. 833 00:46:04,161 --> 00:46:04,962 Wow. 834 00:46:04,963 --> 00:46:08,731 Hey, have you ever sung before? 835 00:46:08,732 --> 00:46:10,700 Not for a long time. 836 00:46:10,701 --> 00:46:13,436 Why don't you do a song with us, then? 837 00:46:13,437 --> 00:46:14,605 [CHEERING] 838 00:46:15,105 --> 00:46:15,906 OK. 839 00:46:15,906 --> 00:46:16,906 [INAUDIBLE]. 840 00:46:19,042 --> 00:46:19,843 Really? 841 00:46:19,844 --> 00:46:20,844 Really. [INAUDIBLE]. 842 00:46:23,814 --> 00:46:26,449 Buffy, we ready to go? 843 00:46:26,450 --> 00:46:27,251 All right. 844 00:46:27,252 --> 00:46:28,252 Hey! 845 00:46:28,253 --> 00:46:29,253 Over there. 846 00:46:29,253 --> 00:46:30,053 Come here. 847 00:46:30,054 --> 00:46:31,088 Yeah, the announcer. 848 00:46:37,561 --> 00:46:38,362 All right, you guys. 849 00:46:38,362 --> 00:46:39,329 All right, you guys. 850 00:46:39,330 --> 00:46:40,330 That's right. 851 00:46:40,331 --> 00:46:43,699 They're here, they're waiting to rock you all night long. 852 00:46:43,700 --> 00:46:45,635 Here is Shock-Ra! 853 00:46:45,636 --> 00:46:49,072 [CHEERING] 854 00:46:53,477 --> 00:46:55,412 [MUSIC PLAYING] 855 00:47:01,785 --> 00:47:04,554 Sounds like the band made it. 856 00:47:04,555 --> 00:47:06,322 The girls, too. 857 00:47:06,323 --> 00:47:07,824 Tina. 858 00:47:07,825 --> 00:47:09,158 Man, you think they'll get pissed at us 859 00:47:09,159 --> 00:47:10,626 for bringing some of the other players? 860 00:47:10,627 --> 00:47:11,428 Hey, fuck 'em. 861 00:47:11,429 --> 00:47:13,462 Who rules around here anyway, right? 862 00:47:13,463 --> 00:47:14,463 Come on. 863 00:47:20,137 --> 00:47:20,938 Hey! 864 00:47:20,939 --> 00:47:22,004 Hey, boys. 865 00:47:22,005 --> 00:47:22,906 Get out of here. 866 00:47:22,906 --> 00:47:23,841 Get out of my way. 867 00:47:23,842 --> 00:47:25,208 Hey, what's in the cup? 868 00:47:25,209 --> 00:47:27,310 How could that dude afford scotch? 869 00:47:27,311 --> 00:47:28,611 Nah, it's beer, man. 870 00:47:28,612 --> 00:47:29,413 Beer? 871 00:47:29,414 --> 00:47:32,148 How can he afford beer, that lowlife bum. 872 00:47:32,149 --> 00:47:33,616 Yeah, let's get some chicks. 873 00:47:33,617 --> 00:47:35,751 Do the right thing now. 874 00:47:35,752 --> 00:47:37,186 Where's the ladies? 875 00:47:37,187 --> 00:47:38,187 BUM: Goodbye! 876 00:47:54,338 --> 00:47:57,808 [MUSIC PLAYING] 877 00:48:09,186 --> 00:48:11,854 Hi. 878 00:48:11,855 --> 00:48:12,855 Hi. 879 00:48:16,693 --> 00:48:18,160 Great band, huh? 880 00:48:18,161 --> 00:48:18,962 Yeah. 881 00:48:18,963 --> 00:48:20,496 I... I got their first two CDs. 882 00:48:20,497 --> 00:48:21,664 Yeah? 883 00:48:21,665 --> 00:48:22,665 Me too. 884 00:48:39,616 --> 00:48:42,285 Tina. 885 00:48:42,286 --> 00:48:43,286 Jeff. 886 00:48:50,494 --> 00:48:54,864 We seem to run into each other a lot, don't we? 887 00:48:54,865 --> 00:48:55,865 Yeah. 888 00:48:59,102 --> 00:49:02,071 I kind of like that. 889 00:49:02,072 --> 00:49:04,707 You do? 890 00:49:04,708 --> 00:49:05,708 All right. 891 00:49:14,851 --> 00:49:17,787 [MUFFLED MUSIC] 892 00:49:17,788 --> 00:49:20,256 (YELLING) Uh, Professor? 893 00:49:20,257 --> 00:49:21,657 Sounds like the concert's starting. 894 00:49:28,699 --> 00:49:32,169 [REGULAR MUSIC] 895 00:49:47,484 --> 00:49:49,085 -Hey! -What? 896 00:49:49,086 --> 00:49:49,987 It's Tina, man. 897 00:49:49,988 --> 00:49:51,455 She's talking to one of the nerds. 898 00:50:01,932 --> 00:50:03,299 What are you gonna do? 899 00:50:03,300 --> 00:50:05,167 Gonna rearrange his fucking face, that's what. 900 00:50:05,168 --> 00:50:06,168 Come on! 901 00:50:09,072 --> 00:50:09,873 JADE: Hey! 902 00:50:09,873 --> 00:50:10,841 Hey, hey! 903 00:50:10,842 --> 00:50:11,842 What's going on here? 904 00:50:11,843 --> 00:50:13,309 It's this damn jock, Jade. 905 00:50:13,310 --> 00:50:14,277 Fuck you, man. 906 00:50:14,278 --> 00:50:15,278 Get out of here! 907 00:50:18,215 --> 00:50:20,649 MARK: Hey! 908 00:50:20,650 --> 00:50:22,018 Think you can take me, geek? 909 00:50:22,019 --> 00:50:23,285 Huh? -Mark! 910 00:50:23,286 --> 00:50:24,286 Huh, huh? 911 00:50:24,287 --> 00:50:25,287 Leave him alone, jerk! 912 00:50:25,288 --> 00:50:26,622 There's no fighting in my concert. 913 00:50:26,623 --> 00:50:27,424 Piss off! 914 00:50:27,425 --> 00:50:29,592 Piss off? 915 00:50:29,593 --> 00:50:32,461 Hey, you stupid bitch. 916 00:50:32,462 --> 00:50:33,896 Somebody's gotta help them. 917 00:50:33,897 --> 00:50:37,233 Hide over there. 918 00:50:37,234 --> 00:50:40,236 You put on a hell of a punch there, you bitch. 919 00:50:40,237 --> 00:50:43,005 Yeah, but I'll bet she couldn't take us both on. 920 00:50:43,006 --> 00:50:45,508 Not with your clothes on, anyways. 921 00:50:45,509 --> 00:50:47,943 Both at the same time? 922 00:50:47,944 --> 00:50:49,645 Now that sounds interesting. 923 00:50:49,646 --> 00:50:50,447 All right. 924 00:50:50,447 --> 00:50:51,381 Back off, assholes. 925 00:50:51,382 --> 00:50:53,082 It's OK, mortal. 926 00:50:53,083 --> 00:50:55,518 I've got it under control. 927 00:50:55,519 --> 00:50:58,922 [LOUD GROANING, SHRIEKING] 928 00:51:02,059 --> 00:51:03,060 It's shrinking! 929 00:51:07,564 --> 00:51:09,498 What did you do? 930 00:51:09,499 --> 00:51:13,402 I just massaged their egos a little bit. 931 00:51:13,403 --> 00:51:14,371 JASON: Elizabeth! 932 00:51:14,371 --> 00:51:15,172 Wait! 933 00:51:15,173 --> 00:51:16,305 Wait, look, look. 934 00:51:16,306 --> 00:51:17,440 You can't leave. 935 00:51:17,441 --> 00:51:18,241 [SCOFFS] 936 00:51:18,241 --> 00:51:19,209 Wanna bet? 937 00:51:19,210 --> 00:51:22,611 We came here for a concert, not a riot. 938 00:51:22,612 --> 00:51:23,879 OK, we can stop it. 939 00:51:23,880 --> 00:51:24,681 How? 940 00:51:24,682 --> 00:51:26,215 Look, it's those moron jocks. 941 00:51:26,216 --> 00:51:27,184 We'll just toss them out. 942 00:51:27,185 --> 00:51:29,285 The steroid-popping [INAUDIBLE] are bigger than us. 943 00:51:29,286 --> 00:51:30,953 Yeah, but there's more of us than them. 944 00:51:30,954 --> 00:51:32,421 We can do it. 945 00:51:32,422 --> 00:51:34,090 We can do it. 946 00:51:34,091 --> 00:51:35,624 Wait here. 947 00:51:35,625 --> 00:51:36,493 Let's go. 948 00:51:36,493 --> 00:51:37,294 Oh, God. 949 00:51:37,295 --> 00:51:38,694 What a joke. -What a joke. 950 00:51:38,695 --> 00:51:39,696 Yeah, unbelievable. 951 00:51:44,634 --> 00:51:45,634 Come on! 952 00:51:45,635 --> 00:51:49,105 [YELLING] 953 00:51:49,106 --> 00:51:51,273 [CHEERING] 954 00:51:51,274 --> 00:51:52,075 Yeah! 955 00:51:52,076 --> 00:51:53,909 Read my lips, assholes! 956 00:51:53,910 --> 00:51:55,778 You guys are out of this house forever! 957 00:51:55,779 --> 00:51:58,080 And if you ever come back, we'll call the police! 958 00:51:58,081 --> 00:51:59,049 Woo! 959 00:51:59,050 --> 00:52:00,516 I can't believe we won. 960 00:52:00,517 --> 00:52:02,918 The jocks are actually running away. 961 00:52:02,919 --> 00:52:04,620 Oh, did you hear Kevin and Eric? 962 00:52:04,621 --> 00:52:05,855 Man, they were talking so weird. 963 00:52:05,856 --> 00:52:06,656 I know. 964 00:52:06,657 --> 00:52:07,923 Where's Mark the dork anyway? 965 00:52:07,924 --> 00:52:09,091 The chicken just probably ran away 966 00:52:09,092 --> 00:52:10,126 when he saw we were winning. 967 00:52:10,127 --> 00:52:11,694 [CHEERING] 968 00:52:11,695 --> 00:52:13,729 Say good riddance to them! 969 00:52:13,730 --> 00:52:15,064 All right! 970 00:52:15,065 --> 00:52:16,032 Hey, everybody. 971 00:52:16,033 --> 00:52:17,033 Back to the concert. 972 00:52:17,034 --> 00:52:19,503 [CHEERING] 973 00:52:37,721 --> 00:52:39,622 Well, what do you say we finish this concert? 974 00:52:39,623 --> 00:52:40,423 Yeah! 975 00:52:40,424 --> 00:52:43,860 [CHEERING] 976 00:52:59,042 --> 00:53:01,510 Professor! 977 00:53:01,511 --> 00:53:03,012 I found it. 978 00:53:03,013 --> 00:53:03,813 What? 979 00:53:03,814 --> 00:53:05,848 The spell we need. 980 00:53:05,849 --> 00:53:06,883 We'll attack it once. 981 00:53:10,220 --> 00:53:11,520 Isha. 982 00:53:11,521 --> 00:53:15,525 [MUSIC PLAYING] 983 00:56:16,639 --> 00:56:17,639 ALL (CHANTING): Shock-Ra! 984 00:56:17,640 --> 00:56:18,640 Shock-Ra! 985 00:56:18,641 --> 00:56:19,641 Shock-Ra! 986 00:56:19,642 --> 00:56:20,642 Shock-Ra! 987 00:56:20,643 --> 00:56:21,643 Shock-Ra! 988 00:56:21,644 --> 00:56:22,644 Shock-Ra! 989 00:56:22,645 --> 00:56:23,645 Shock-Ra! 990 00:56:23,646 --> 00:56:24,646 Shock-Ra! 991 00:56:24,647 --> 00:56:25,647 Shock-Ra! 992 00:56:25,648 --> 00:56:26,648 Shock-Ra! 993 00:56:26,649 --> 00:56:27,617 Shock-Ra! 994 00:56:27,618 --> 00:56:28,618 Shock-Ra! 995 00:56:28,619 --> 00:56:29,619 Shock-Ra! 996 00:56:29,620 --> 00:56:30,620 Shock-Ra! 997 00:56:30,621 --> 00:56:31,621 Shock-Ra! 998 00:56:31,622 --> 00:56:32,622 (FAINTS) Shock-Ra! 999 00:56:32,623 --> 00:56:33,623 Shock-Ra! 1000 00:56:33,624 --> 00:56:34,624 Shock-Ra! 1001 00:56:34,625 --> 00:56:35,625 Shock-Ra! 1002 00:56:35,626 --> 00:56:36,626 Shock-Ra! 1003 00:56:36,626 --> 00:56:37,626 Shock-Ra! 1004 00:56:46,603 --> 00:56:47,604 [DOOR HANDLE CLICKS] 1005 00:56:57,580 --> 00:56:59,548 Are you a virgin, too? 1006 00:56:59,549 --> 00:57:00,883 [GRUNTS] 1007 00:57:00,884 --> 00:57:03,118 Not for long. 1008 00:57:03,119 --> 00:57:04,120 [WHIMPERS] 1009 00:57:25,074 --> 00:57:27,576 I've got to step out for a second. 1010 00:57:27,577 --> 00:57:28,578 Are you leaving? 1011 00:57:32,582 --> 00:57:34,550 Restroom. 1012 00:57:34,551 --> 00:57:36,552 Oh. 1013 00:57:36,553 --> 00:57:40,055 It's right through here. 1014 00:57:40,056 --> 00:57:42,558 It's down the hall. 1015 00:57:42,559 --> 00:57:45,527 Thanks. 1016 00:57:45,528 --> 00:57:46,628 Faster! 1017 00:57:46,629 --> 00:57:49,131 Faster! 1018 00:57:49,132 --> 00:57:51,667 Oh, you're so good. 1019 00:57:51,668 --> 00:57:52,569 [WHIMPERS] 1020 00:57:52,570 --> 00:57:54,838 [MOANING] 1021 00:58:08,485 --> 00:58:09,485 Dave! 1022 00:58:09,486 --> 00:58:10,486 Where have you been all night? 1023 00:58:10,487 --> 00:58:11,987 What's with all this stuff? 1024 00:58:11,988 --> 00:58:13,188 I can't explain right now. 1025 00:58:13,189 --> 00:58:13,990 We've got to find her. 1026 00:58:13,991 --> 00:58:15,991 We're looking for a woman. 1027 00:58:15,992 --> 00:58:18,994 Uh, skimpy outfit. 1028 00:58:18,995 --> 00:58:19,963 [INAUDIBLE] 1029 00:58:19,964 --> 00:58:21,964 High-heeled boots. 1030 00:58:21,965 --> 00:58:22,965 A little horn. 1031 00:58:22,966 --> 00:58:24,566 -Jane's friend. -Yeah. 1032 00:58:24,567 --> 00:58:25,468 She's here? 1033 00:58:25,469 --> 00:58:27,970 She was right up there. 1034 00:58:27,971 --> 00:58:29,471 Well, she was. 1035 00:58:29,472 --> 00:58:32,641 Well, maybe she went to... to fix her makeup. 1036 00:58:32,642 --> 00:58:33,642 The bathroom! 1037 00:58:39,649 --> 00:58:40,450 Oh! 1038 00:58:40,451 --> 00:58:41,451 Right there. 1039 00:58:41,452 --> 00:58:42,918 Oh, faster. 1040 00:58:42,919 --> 00:58:45,454 Faster! 1041 00:58:45,455 --> 00:58:46,322 Oh! 1042 00:58:46,323 --> 00:58:48,790 You're so good. 1043 00:58:48,791 --> 00:58:52,195 [MOANING] 1044 00:58:54,664 --> 00:58:56,765 You're really good. 1045 00:58:56,766 --> 00:58:58,133 You are. 1046 00:58:58,134 --> 00:58:59,134 You're really good. 1047 00:59:05,375 --> 00:59:06,342 Theodore... 1048 00:59:06,342 --> 00:59:07,310 Hm? 1049 00:59:07,311 --> 00:59:09,244 You're not no virgin no more. 1050 00:59:09,245 --> 00:59:10,245 [GIGGLES] 1051 00:59:11,180 --> 00:59:12,148 Do you like it? 1052 00:59:12,148 --> 00:59:12,949 Uh... 1053 00:59:12,950 --> 00:59:14,016 Do you like it, Theodore? 1054 00:59:14,017 --> 00:59:15,183 -I don't know. -Do you like it? 1055 00:59:15,184 --> 00:59:15,985 No! 1056 00:59:15,985 --> 00:59:16,985 Yes, you do! 1057 00:59:23,293 --> 00:59:26,261 So, uh, what do we do? 1058 00:59:26,262 --> 00:59:27,262 I'll handle it. 1059 00:59:32,468 --> 00:59:34,504 All right, stand back. 1060 00:59:42,912 --> 00:59:43,713 [SCREAMING] 1061 00:59:43,713 --> 00:59:44,681 [SMACK] 1062 00:59:44,682 --> 00:59:45,682 [TOILET FLUSHES] 1063 00:59:45,683 --> 00:59:47,649 Pervert. 1064 00:59:47,650 --> 00:59:48,651 [SCOFFS] 1065 00:59:53,089 --> 00:59:54,790 Professor Erickson, are you OK? 1066 00:59:54,791 --> 00:59:58,161 [CHEERING] 1067 01:00:01,965 --> 01:00:02,932 All right, all right. 1068 01:00:02,933 --> 01:00:06,134 I got a big surprise for you in just one second. 1069 01:00:06,135 --> 01:00:06,936 Isha? 1070 01:00:06,937 --> 01:00:09,237 Isha, where are you, ma'am? 1071 01:00:09,238 --> 01:00:12,841 Uh, I gotta go find her. 1072 01:00:12,842 --> 01:00:14,843 OK, uh, keep 'em warm. 1073 01:00:14,844 --> 01:00:16,745 [STICKS CLAPPING] 1074 01:00:16,746 --> 01:00:20,049 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1075 01:00:22,885 --> 01:00:25,020 You know, maybe you should have knocked first. 1076 01:00:25,021 --> 01:00:27,789 Boy, she throws a mean right cross. 1077 01:00:27,790 --> 01:00:28,591 ISHA: Wait! 1078 01:00:28,592 --> 01:00:29,592 I want more! 1079 01:00:35,531 --> 01:00:37,032 You're gifted. 1080 01:00:37,033 --> 01:00:39,002 You have so much to offer. 1081 01:00:41,971 --> 01:00:44,973 Mortal, come back here! 1082 01:00:44,974 --> 01:00:47,409 You think that's enough? 1083 01:00:47,410 --> 01:00:52,314 In centuries, I haven't seen such loin power! 1084 01:00:52,315 --> 01:00:54,316 No! 1085 01:00:54,317 --> 01:00:55,317 Doors! 1086 01:00:55,318 --> 01:00:56,786 [DOORS SLAM] 1087 01:00:57,787 --> 01:00:58,788 What was... 1088 01:01:12,235 --> 01:01:13,795 What are we going to do now, Professor? 1089 01:01:16,839 --> 01:01:18,774 How far up are we? 1090 01:01:18,775 --> 01:01:20,642 From the ground? 1091 01:01:20,643 --> 01:01:22,010 Hold on. 1092 01:01:22,011 --> 01:01:23,178 A couple stories. 1093 01:01:23,179 --> 01:01:27,015 Well, if one were to hang by their hand before jumping... 1094 01:01:27,016 --> 01:01:28,684 We might only break an ankle. 1095 01:01:28,685 --> 01:01:30,920 It wasn't me I was talking about, Kaufman. 1096 01:01:35,291 --> 01:01:36,291 Isha. 1097 01:01:36,292 --> 01:01:37,260 You called me? 1098 01:01:37,261 --> 01:01:38,727 Where the fuck have you been? 1099 01:01:38,728 --> 01:01:39,696 You're on. 1100 01:01:39,696 --> 01:01:40,696 [INAUDIBLE] 1101 01:01:48,504 --> 01:01:49,538 Kelly! 1102 01:01:49,539 --> 01:01:51,540 Kelly. 1103 01:01:51,541 --> 01:01:52,475 KELLY: Dave? 1104 01:01:52,476 --> 01:01:54,142 What are you doing up there? 1105 01:01:54,143 --> 01:01:55,444 No time to explain. 1106 01:01:55,445 --> 01:01:57,947 Just get up here and get me out of this bathroom. 1107 01:02:00,950 --> 01:02:04,420 [CHEERING] 1108 01:02:05,421 --> 01:02:06,421 OK, people. 1109 01:02:06,422 --> 01:02:08,890 The surprise you've been waiting for. 1110 01:02:08,891 --> 01:02:12,894 My friend, Isha, is a rock-and-roller. 1111 01:02:12,895 --> 01:02:14,397 What song should I tell 'em to play? 1112 01:02:21,370 --> 01:02:24,841 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1113 01:03:15,625 --> 01:03:16,626 Are you all right? 1114 01:03:22,098 --> 01:03:24,599 TINA: I just noticed something. 1115 01:03:24,600 --> 01:03:25,600 What? 1116 01:03:25,601 --> 01:03:28,637 How sexy you are. 1117 01:03:28,638 --> 01:03:29,438 What? 1118 01:03:29,438 --> 01:03:30,438 Kiss me! 1119 01:03:45,488 --> 01:03:46,522 There she is. 1120 01:03:51,928 --> 01:03:54,529 Kelly, where'd you get that? 1121 01:03:54,530 --> 01:03:55,431 The what? 1122 01:03:55,432 --> 01:03:56,565 What you mean "that what?" 1123 01:03:56,566 --> 01:03:58,834 Those clothes. 1124 01:03:58,835 --> 01:03:59,802 Oh. 1125 01:03:59,802 --> 01:04:00,770 [INAUDIBLE] 1126 01:04:00,771 --> 01:04:05,740 I mean, you weren't even wearing them even a minute ago. 1127 01:04:05,741 --> 01:04:08,310 I've never seen you look that way before. 1128 01:04:08,311 --> 01:04:09,212 You like them? 1129 01:04:09,212 --> 01:04:10,012 Well, yeah. 1130 01:04:10,013 --> 01:04:11,613 I mean, yeah. 1131 01:04:11,614 --> 01:04:14,216 Yes, I do. 1132 01:04:14,217 --> 01:04:15,650 Are you OK? 1133 01:04:15,651 --> 01:04:18,086 Sure. 1134 01:04:18,087 --> 01:04:19,956 I feel a little dizzy. 1135 01:04:23,259 --> 01:04:27,095 I feel a little warm, Dave. 1136 01:04:27,096 --> 01:04:28,530 Dave. 1137 01:04:28,531 --> 01:04:30,365 Dave, we have to talk. 1138 01:04:30,366 --> 01:04:31,666 Talk? Now? 1139 01:04:31,667 --> 01:04:32,801 Uh, I hate to interrupt Kaufman, 1140 01:04:32,802 --> 01:04:34,536 but we got something to do, remember? 1141 01:04:34,537 --> 01:04:37,172 Uh, Professor Kelly? 1142 01:04:37,173 --> 01:04:39,040 Oh, take me. 1143 01:04:39,041 --> 01:04:40,475 Wait. 1144 01:04:40,476 --> 01:04:41,977 For what? 1145 01:04:41,978 --> 01:04:42,978 For this. 1146 01:04:53,089 --> 01:04:55,257 Oh, Jesus, Kelly. 1147 01:04:55,258 --> 01:04:57,292 Take me... take me this instance. 1148 01:04:57,293 --> 01:04:58,727 It's never this easy for me. 1149 01:04:58,728 --> 01:04:59,895 Kelly. 1150 01:04:59,896 --> 01:05:04,766 I... Kelly... 1151 01:05:04,767 --> 01:05:06,501 Now, Dave. 1152 01:05:06,502 --> 01:05:07,602 Well, take her, Kaufman. 1153 01:05:07,603 --> 01:05:08,970 Take her or I will. 1154 01:05:08,971 --> 01:05:10,338 Take me! 1155 01:05:10,339 --> 01:05:13,875 Uh, ma'am, couldn't this wait a little... no, I guess not. 1156 01:05:13,876 --> 01:05:14,877 [DOOR SLAMS] 1157 01:05:16,345 --> 01:05:17,812 TONY: Hey, short stuff. 1158 01:05:17,813 --> 01:05:18,814 Get me out of here. 1159 01:05:28,124 --> 01:05:29,891 What happened to you? 1160 01:05:29,892 --> 01:05:32,794 Uh, it's kind of hard to explain. 1161 01:05:32,795 --> 01:05:34,230 Yeah, I'll bet. 1162 01:05:37,099 --> 01:05:39,034 [INAUDIBLE]. 1163 01:05:39,035 --> 01:05:41,202 Well, tell me about it. 1164 01:05:41,203 --> 01:05:43,071 I'm going to get some coffee. 1165 01:05:43,072 --> 01:05:44,539 Well, good luck. 1166 01:05:44,540 --> 01:05:46,808 There's a party in the way. 1167 01:05:46,809 --> 01:05:49,344 I'll just slip through the kitchen. 1168 01:05:49,345 --> 01:05:50,912 God, if I ever meet another sexually 1169 01:05:50,913 --> 01:05:54,416 impressive woman again... 1170 01:05:54,417 --> 01:05:56,985 I've been watching you from the first day I saw you. 1171 01:05:56,986 --> 01:05:58,987 I want you right now. 1172 01:05:58,988 --> 01:05:59,988 God, no. 1173 01:05:59,989 --> 01:06:01,489 [INAUDIBLE] 1174 01:06:01,490 --> 01:06:04,994 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1175 01:08:23,199 --> 01:08:25,200 No. 1176 01:08:25,201 --> 01:08:26,401 Oh, no. 1177 01:08:26,402 --> 01:08:27,402 No. 1178 01:08:39,181 --> 01:08:43,651 You are dead, shithead. 1179 01:08:43,652 --> 01:08:45,154 [POWER-UP SOUND] 1180 01:08:46,155 --> 01:08:47,156 [FLAT PUNCH] 1181 01:08:48,157 --> 01:08:49,157 Shit. 1182 01:08:49,158 --> 01:08:50,159 [FLAT PUNCH] 1183 01:08:53,129 --> 01:08:54,130 [LOUD PUNCH] 1184 01:08:58,334 --> 01:08:59,334 Wow! 1185 01:09:17,586 --> 01:09:18,620 [CLAPPING] 1186 01:09:18,621 --> 01:09:19,654 Damn, chick! 1187 01:09:19,655 --> 01:09:20,655 You are good. 1188 01:09:23,792 --> 01:09:26,027 That was incredible. 1189 01:09:26,028 --> 01:09:27,028 Yeah. 1190 01:09:29,665 --> 01:09:31,466 But why did we do it anyway? 1191 01:09:31,467 --> 01:09:34,836 Not that I'm complaining. 1192 01:09:34,837 --> 01:09:38,072 It just seemed like the right thing to do. 1193 01:09:38,073 --> 01:09:41,342 Like I just had to do it. 1194 01:09:41,343 --> 01:09:44,012 Had to do it? 1195 01:09:44,013 --> 01:09:44,914 Isha. 1196 01:09:44,915 --> 01:09:46,014 Who? 1197 01:09:46,015 --> 01:09:47,015 She's a demon? 1198 01:09:49,485 --> 01:09:51,319 Your experiment? 1199 01:09:51,320 --> 01:09:53,788 That's what the spell is all about. 1200 01:09:53,789 --> 01:09:55,423 She appeared right after we left. 1201 01:09:55,424 --> 01:09:56,824 Oh, my God! 1202 01:09:56,825 --> 01:09:57,825 Yeah. 1203 01:09:57,826 --> 01:10:00,228 And now, Erickson's all alone against her. 1204 01:10:00,229 --> 01:10:01,629 She could be dangerous. 1205 01:10:01,630 --> 01:10:03,464 Well, aren't you going to try and help him? 1206 01:10:03,465 --> 01:10:04,666 Hell no. 1207 01:10:04,667 --> 01:10:05,900 Hope he gets his butt kicked. Heh. 1208 01:10:05,901 --> 01:10:06,901 I just want to watch. 1209 01:10:15,644 --> 01:10:17,245 ISHA: Well, well. 1210 01:10:17,246 --> 01:10:19,614 If it isn't our intellectual. 1211 01:10:19,615 --> 01:10:21,716 What is going on? 1212 01:10:21,717 --> 01:10:25,153 He thinks he can send me back. 1213 01:10:25,154 --> 01:10:26,955 Well, you're wrong there, demon. 1214 01:10:26,956 --> 01:10:29,057 Get away from her, miss. 1215 01:10:29,058 --> 01:10:30,592 She's a spawn of the devil. 1216 01:10:30,593 --> 01:10:32,327 A thing of hell! 1217 01:10:32,328 --> 01:10:33,428 Clear a path! 1218 01:10:33,429 --> 01:10:34,429 JADE: Hold on. 1219 01:10:38,033 --> 01:10:40,034 All freeze. 1220 01:10:40,035 --> 01:10:41,437 It all stops! 1221 01:10:48,877 --> 01:10:52,247 So, kinky one, what is it you're going to do to me? 1222 01:10:52,248 --> 01:10:53,182 KELLY: It's her! 1223 01:10:53,182 --> 01:10:53,983 Jesus! 1224 01:10:53,984 --> 01:10:56,017 He has nothing to do with you. 1225 01:10:56,018 --> 01:10:56,919 Stay out of this, Kaufman. 1226 01:10:56,920 --> 01:10:57,952 It's all under control. 1227 01:10:57,953 --> 01:11:00,221 Just stay out of the way. 1228 01:11:00,222 --> 01:11:01,656 Hear me! 1229 01:11:01,657 --> 01:11:03,959 [CHANTING IN DIFFERENT LANGUAGE] 1230 01:11:09,465 --> 01:11:12,533 By all things dark and unholy. 1231 01:11:12,534 --> 01:11:15,270 By blood and souls, I command thee, demon, 1232 01:11:15,271 --> 01:11:17,506 obey may every command! 1233 01:11:21,377 --> 01:11:24,812 Now, heel... heel before me, hell spawn. 1234 01:11:24,813 --> 01:11:26,915 Grovel before your master. 1235 01:11:31,287 --> 01:11:32,720 [BOINGING] 1236 01:11:32,721 --> 01:11:34,188 Oops. 1237 01:11:34,189 --> 01:11:36,291 Oh, crap. 1238 01:11:36,292 --> 01:11:38,259 What's all that stuff about slaves? 1239 01:11:38,260 --> 01:11:39,861 I thought you were supposed to send her back? 1240 01:11:39,862 --> 01:11:40,663 Fool! 1241 01:11:40,664 --> 01:11:41,696 Can't you see? 1242 01:11:41,697 --> 01:11:43,931 Can't you feel it? 1243 01:11:43,932 --> 01:11:46,701 Sex is all that ultimately matters, 1244 01:11:46,702 --> 01:11:49,437 and she's the most powerful being in the universe. 1245 01:11:49,438 --> 01:11:54,575 Why should I send her back when she could be my slave forever? 1246 01:11:54,576 --> 01:11:55,511 But Professor... 1247 01:11:55,511 --> 01:11:56,312 But nothing! 1248 01:11:56,313 --> 01:11:59,280 Get out of my way. 1249 01:11:59,281 --> 01:12:05,987 Behold this symbol, demon, and all that it means. 1250 01:12:05,988 --> 01:12:08,723 [CHUCKLING] 1251 01:12:08,724 --> 01:12:10,191 That's it. 1252 01:12:10,192 --> 01:12:11,126 That's it. 1253 01:12:11,127 --> 01:12:13,027 Now, kneel. 1254 01:12:13,028 --> 01:12:17,265 Kneel before me. 1255 01:12:17,266 --> 01:12:19,167 I'm an atheist, dummy. 1256 01:12:19,168 --> 01:12:20,368 Uh-oh. 1257 01:12:20,369 --> 01:12:22,737 Shit. 1258 01:12:22,738 --> 01:12:24,339 All right, there was always a possibility 1259 01:12:24,340 --> 01:12:26,507 that this might not work. 1260 01:12:26,508 --> 01:12:27,842 OK, now what are we going to do? 1261 01:12:27,843 --> 01:12:29,177 Use an escape option. 1262 01:12:29,178 --> 01:12:30,178 OK, what's that? You! 1263 01:12:30,179 --> 01:12:30,979 [GRUNTS] 1264 01:12:30,979 --> 01:12:31,947 Dave! 1265 01:12:31,948 --> 01:12:34,382 ERICKSON: [INAUDIBLE]. 1266 01:12:34,383 --> 01:12:36,851 Freeze! 1267 01:12:36,852 --> 01:12:38,954 Now turn around, slave. 1268 01:12:44,293 --> 01:12:45,160 Good. 1269 01:12:45,161 --> 01:12:48,029 Now stay there. 1270 01:12:48,030 --> 01:12:49,464 Heh. 1271 01:12:49,465 --> 01:12:53,801 So at last we meet, my commodore. 1272 01:12:53,802 --> 01:12:56,904 Pleased to meet ya, I'm sure. 1273 01:12:56,905 --> 01:13:00,508 Now tell me, why is it you brought me here? 1274 01:13:00,509 --> 01:13:02,143 Riches? 1275 01:13:02,144 --> 01:13:04,045 Power? 1276 01:13:04,046 --> 01:13:04,980 Sex? 1277 01:13:04,980 --> 01:13:05,948 No, no, no. 1278 01:13:05,949 --> 01:13:07,448 I just wanted to see what happened. 1279 01:13:07,449 --> 01:13:09,550 I didn't mean to do it. 1280 01:13:09,551 --> 01:13:12,387 Well, if you don't have a use for me, 1281 01:13:12,388 --> 01:13:13,789 maybe I have one for you. 1282 01:13:16,592 --> 01:13:18,559 Perhaps not. 1283 01:13:18,560 --> 01:13:20,395 You look a little tired, mortal. 1284 01:13:20,396 --> 01:13:21,596 Yeah, yeah. 1285 01:13:21,597 --> 01:13:22,597 I'm real tired. 1286 01:13:22,598 --> 01:13:26,401 I'm real incompetent, too. 1287 01:13:26,402 --> 01:13:27,870 You on the other hand. 1288 01:13:30,672 --> 01:13:36,210 Out of everyone here, he is the only one who 1289 01:13:36,211 --> 01:13:40,715 wants to have sex all the time. 1290 01:13:40,716 --> 01:13:44,185 That's why he does it with his students. 1291 01:13:44,186 --> 01:13:46,821 What are you going to do to him? 1292 01:13:46,822 --> 01:13:50,925 The price for conjuring a demon is a soul, 1293 01:13:50,926 --> 01:13:54,862 and I claim this one. 1294 01:13:54,863 --> 01:13:56,063 You can't do that! 1295 01:13:56,064 --> 01:13:57,032 I can do anything I want. 1296 01:13:57,033 --> 01:13:58,766 I'm the demon. 1297 01:13:58,767 --> 01:14:05,406 And besides, with his disregard for authority and morality, 1298 01:14:05,407 --> 01:14:08,242 we would have had him eventually anyway. 1299 01:14:08,243 --> 01:14:09,410 Well, wait. 1300 01:14:09,411 --> 01:14:14,248 Are you trying to tell me that you'd try to save one who would 1301 01:14:14,249 --> 01:14:16,851 send you to hell in his place? 1302 01:14:16,852 --> 01:14:17,985 Yeah. 1303 01:14:17,986 --> 01:14:18,986 Yeah, I am. 1304 01:14:22,558 --> 01:14:24,659 Well, I'm glad you brought me here. 1305 01:14:24,660 --> 01:14:27,161 I had fun. 1306 01:14:27,162 --> 01:14:34,235 And to show my appreciation, there. 1307 01:14:34,236 --> 01:14:39,040 Now the school records show that you get an A in parapsychology. 1308 01:14:39,041 --> 01:14:41,843 And you get the Corvette. 1309 01:14:41,844 --> 01:14:46,180 And all memory of him is gone forever, except for the people 1310 01:14:46,181 --> 01:14:47,615 in this room. 1311 01:14:47,616 --> 01:14:50,451 How can you do that? 1312 01:14:50,452 --> 01:14:52,386 I'm a demon, silly. 1313 01:14:52,387 --> 01:14:53,387 It's easy. 1314 01:15:01,029 --> 01:15:03,331 No, thanks. 1315 01:15:03,332 --> 01:15:04,332 Think I'll pass. 1316 01:15:07,336 --> 01:15:09,370 Have it your way, mortal. 1317 01:15:09,371 --> 01:15:10,838 [WHIP SOUND] 1318 01:15:10,839 --> 01:15:14,343 [RUMBLING, BANGING] 1319 01:15:23,285 --> 01:15:26,521 Thank God it's over. 1320 01:15:26,522 --> 01:15:28,924 No, it's only just beginning. 1321 01:15:33,295 --> 01:15:35,730 Hey, look what I found. 1322 01:15:35,731 --> 01:15:37,198 Heh. 1323 01:15:37,199 --> 01:15:42,203 Thanks, but no thanks. 1324 01:15:42,204 --> 01:15:43,604 Geez, it suits me. 1325 01:15:43,605 --> 01:15:44,573 Hey, Dave. 1326 01:15:44,574 --> 01:15:46,807 Want to get a brewski? 1327 01:15:46,808 --> 01:15:47,808 [CHUCKLING] 1328 01:15:47,809 --> 01:15:48,976 Yeah, let's get out of here. 1329 01:15:48,977 --> 01:15:49,778 Come on. 1330 01:15:49,779 --> 01:15:51,746 [INAUDIBLE]. 1331 01:15:51,747 --> 01:15:52,747 Hey, yo. 1332 01:15:52,748 --> 01:15:53,748 Bitch! 1333 01:15:53,749 --> 01:15:55,216 Oh, right on cue. 1334 01:15:55,217 --> 01:15:56,684 [CRASHING] 1335 01:15:56,685 --> 01:15:58,186 The concert's over. 1336 01:16:04,126 --> 01:16:05,660 Enjoying yourself, Grengol? 1337 01:16:05,661 --> 01:16:10,498 Mm, I haven't had a break in centuries, Mistress. 1338 01:16:10,499 --> 01:16:12,867 I thought you'd enjoy it. 1339 01:16:12,868 --> 01:16:16,470 Mistress, now that the mortals have the stuff for conjuration, 1340 01:16:16,471 --> 01:16:20,274 does that mean you'll be leaving again soon? 1341 01:16:20,275 --> 01:16:21,776 I doubt it. 1342 01:16:21,777 --> 01:16:25,479 They didn't seem eager to have me back. 1343 01:16:25,480 --> 01:16:26,948 I wonder why. 1344 01:16:26,949 --> 01:16:28,950 Beats me. 1345 01:16:28,951 --> 01:16:30,985 More champagne. 1346 01:16:30,986 --> 01:16:31,887 No, thank you, Mistress. 1347 01:16:31,888 --> 01:16:33,921 I think I've had enough. 1348 01:16:33,922 --> 01:16:34,790 [GIGGLES] 1349 01:16:34,790 --> 01:16:35,790 Me too. 1350 01:16:37,859 --> 01:16:40,127 Time for more entertainment. 1351 01:16:40,128 --> 01:16:42,697 Again? 1352 01:16:42,698 --> 01:16:43,931 Uh, of course. Again. 1353 01:16:43,932 --> 01:16:44,766 Again. 1354 01:16:44,767 --> 01:16:46,867 Silly me. 1355 01:16:46,868 --> 01:16:47,868 Slave! 1356 01:16:52,975 --> 01:16:53,775 (WEAKLY) Yes. 1357 01:16:53,776 --> 01:16:56,844 Yeah, you rang, Mistress? 1358 01:16:56,845 --> 01:16:57,813 Yes. 1359 01:16:57,814 --> 01:16:59,214 I need more servicing. 1360 01:17:04,486 --> 01:17:05,487 And get rid of that. 1361 01:17:09,091 --> 01:17:15,796 But... but Mistress, we've already done it 20 times today. 1362 01:17:15,797 --> 01:17:18,599 It's never enough. 1363 01:17:18,600 --> 01:17:21,369 You always wanted more sex. 1364 01:17:21,370 --> 01:17:23,404 Get it up, mortal. 1365 01:17:23,405 --> 01:17:25,874 It's time to use it or lose it. 1366 01:17:31,279 --> 01:17:34,716 [GRUNTING] 1367 01:18:08,917 --> 01:18:12,888 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1368 01:25:01,696 --> 01:25:03,397 MAN: Damn! 1369 01:25:03,398 --> 01:25:05,400 What the hell was that?